Way back in 1973-75 I worked in an antique store and the owner had a 1966 Dodge cargo van. The slant six motor with the 3 speed on the column provided many entertaining moments. We would deliver a piece in Brooklyn or some other God forsaken borough of NYC. On the way home we would often go through a tunnel or two and as we headed into the tunnel we would shut off the ignition. After maybe 5-10 seconds we would turn the ignition back on and BA-BOOM! Or we would cruise down our local LI NY main road and see one of the other antique store owners outside spray painting a piece of wicker or some other garbage. We would do the same thing as we passed by. One particular time we scared the living crap out of the two "boys" that had the shop one block over. They called up the owners, who were my best friend's mother and father AND the driving the delivery van with me, and had a hissy fit. My buddies mother and father listened to the complaint and faked genuine concern. Once they hung up we all laughed our asses off. We didn't do that again. We had the memory and that's all we needed to get the same, or better, laugh as we drove by.
Back on topic I believe I will visit the local muffler shop and see if they can offer a reasonable solution. I will also try to get a photo or two of the existing muffler mess I have.