Cleanse anyone?

I read a few pages of reviews & had tears rolling down my face & woke my wife up.
 
Ross, I owe you big time. I had my wife read the Amazon reviews and then had her Google S.F. Gummi Bears. That led to more Googling about that sweetner which in turn led to more associations about how all the artificial sweetners are poison. She's addicted to diet sodas and Splenda (it's the Jew in her). She also suffers huge gastrointestinal problems.
She just swore off the stuff. Something I haven't been able to do for almost 30 years.

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Another subject already covered by the slightly twisted but at times very funny morning radio show I listen to.
 

  • Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.
  • The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. No can opener needed!


"dismembered dead unicorn"? Really?? Such a tasteful description.

Another one:
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc...dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
So glad I don't have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore.
 
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Haribo company patriarch and son of the founder passed away aged 90 this year. He was a POW in American custody during WW2 and rejected an offer by W. Buffet to take over the company but I don't believe this circumstancial evidence is related to above mentioned effects. :)
 
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I have to invent something to get viral reviews and then become rich.
I'm thinking "Mopar Dynosaur Preservative" and it will be a pt. of some 1970 green paint....
 
I have to invent something to get viral reviews and then become rich.
I'm thinking "Mopar Dynosaur Preservative" and it will be a pt. of some 1970 green paint....

If that was your big idea, you shouldn't have given it away. Now 6 guys here are gonna sell green paint.
 
Holy ****, I haven't laughed this hard in ages! I'm gonna keep these in mind for when that colonoscopy is due! Better than that citrusy-flavored **** they give you beforehand.

Read some of the reviews - they are hilarious!
 
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