Found this Newport for sale on Craigslist-Not Mine

[greasemonkeyman]

Hey guys,here's a 67 Newport Fastop for sale on Craigslist.The body looks pretty straight but somebody bolted on a rear wing,lake pipes and Bullit tailights.Looks like everything can be removed and put back to it's original state.Excellent looking interior.The guys asking $4000.
http://columbus.craigslist.org/rvs/4350359664.html

 

[300rag]

Hey.....it's the Ross version of Stan's car.

 

[commando1]

I'm going to have to ask him how to do those tail lights....

 

[Stormer]

Hey.....it's the Ross version of Stan's car.

Um, no.....

 

[Mr C]

What a travesty...

 

[Stormer]

It's in Columbus so I'm happy to go look at it if a member is interested at $4,000. :rolling:

 

[Ironwolf]

I'm going to have to ask him how to do those tail lights....

 

[patrick66]

I'd ditch the spoiler and the foglights, but somehow, this is kinda cool!

 

[Wollfen]

Stan you bought the wrong one! This one has the right top radiator hose in it!

 

[300rag]

Stan you bought the wrong one! This one has the right top radiator hose in it!

No, that hose doesn't go around an AC compressor.

 

[greasemonkeyman]

Why would someone put lake pipes on a car and then have dual exhaust tips sticking out the back? Needs to lose the wing and go back to the factory tailights.With a fresh coat of paint she could be a looker! Usually most of the time we're looking for parts to put on our cars but on this one there are more parts I'd rather take off!

 

[65Fury440]

"The owner before me was a auto mechanic. He owned the car for over 20 years and kept it in tip-top shape."
Then you came along and ****** it all up.
"You will not be disappointed."
Flat painted chrome,fake lake pipes and the world's stupidest spoiler? Let's be honest, you are even tragically disappointed.
Forethought was not the motor that propelled this "restomod".

 

[66SportFury]

Ummm, no..! What a shame.

 

[detmatt]

That is one of the most hideous things I've seen done to a Mopar, ridicules!

 

[Ironwolf]

That is one of the most hideous things I've seen done to a Mopar, ridicules!

 

[commando1]

I never knew how many hideous cars were out there until i joined FCBO.

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[greasemonkeyman]

Is that a Superturd?:annoying_dancer::annoying_dancer::annoying_dancer:

 

[cm23uoc]

Why would someone put lake pipes on a car and then have dual exhaust tips sticking out the back?!

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think to remember there used to be versions where these pipes were usually closed in street use and exhaust gases flowing through a complete exhaust system running to the back, while having the block plates on the sides removed for strip use in contrast to regular side pipes. Still makes no sense on this Newport in general though.

 

[detmatt]

I think you're right Klaus, on both counts.
Taking in to consideration the cars that Paul posted, there all tied for first place as the biggest embarrassments to Ma Mopar but I might drive the superturd if I knew no one was looking...

 

[greasemonkeyman]

You'd definately get a few looks in that color!