Given the UNUSUAL situation that I am already ON THE PLANE, and NOT flying with family members, AND I am an experienced flyer, I woulda just got off when the FA told me I got randomly picked to "deplane".
I'd still be mad as hell, for about 30 seconds, ask a few "Why me", "C'Mon" questions maybe -- but NOT so mad/disruptive that the "gendarmes" get called.
IF the situation has escalated to that level, i KNOW am getting off that plane one way or another. Quietly or as a YouTube sensation.
my simple rationalization is its like missing a flight (for mechanical or weather reasons -- that happens a LOT more often then load/crew management issues) except I got paid for my inconvenience for that random, unpredictable event.
THEY then figure out how/when they are gonna get me to my destination, I collect my $800 "United Money", and/or hotel voucher and free airport meal coupon if I am stuck overnight, etc.
Then its over.