First of all, should that be Nuevo Jorker?
Second, you just aren't reading the ad correctly...
transmission engines are working well you have to see you can make it beautiful car please call
Well, can you make it beautiful? I could, if I started with a DA sander.
Third, I'm sure the graphics would help get you out of any tickets from lady cops. "Ma'am... As a fellow who obviously appreciates the female form, you are far too pretty to be wasting time handing out tickets. Let's say I pick you up around 8 and I'll make you forget my failure to signal..."