1969 Chrysler Newport

[70NPORT]

not mine

Well what we have here is a 1969 Chrysler Newport for sale.no engine probs,low miles(73,000) and ready like freddie!!this car is all original inside and out super clean with a 383 stroker under the hood and a set of flowmasters barking right along with it!!so all it needs is u as its new owner n whats best about it is i want u to make me an offer n see where it goes and i have title n hand,but just wanna let u know out the gate absolutely no lowballin bcuz i know what ive got....a clean *** ole schoo so offer up....8127468032

http://evansville.craigslist.org/cto/4086667136.html

 

[commando1]

I can't deal with this friggan idiot either..

Well what we have here is a 1969 Chrysler Newport for sale.no engine probs,low miles(73,000) and ready like freddie!!this car is all original inside and out super clean with a 383 stroker under the hood and a set of flowmasters barking right along with it!!so all it needs is u as its new owner n whats best about it is i want u to make me an offer n see where it goes and i have title n hand,but just wanna let u know out the gate absolutely no lowballin bcuz i know what ive got....a clean *** ole schoo so offer up

 

[70bigblockdodge]

He has a clean *** and a old shoe. Maybe he has clean old shoe?

 

[70NPORT]

I read the add to fast, just saw the car. So...the guy has a 383 stroker motor "barking" through some flowmasters (ok, I know what those are), a clean *** and some old shoes. This is the funniest thing I've heard today.

 

[polara71]

I cant stand an ad or auction that starts off with "what we have here is"

 

[commando1]

I cant stand an ad or auction that starts off with "what we have here is"

When I read that I even felt the hairs on your back raise.

 

[polara71]

almost as bad as windows being up on a ragtop