For Sale 1971 Plymouth sport suburban mopar - $3500

[tbm3fan]

Oh, you guys are going to love this guy after you finish reading.

Sport suburban 9 passenger C body station wagon. 440-727, ac ps pdb. Big and brown inside and out, has the sport fury front grill with hidden headlights. All original except the 440 replaced an original 383 at 100k miles. 440 was rebuilt it is a 1970 engine with 40k on it now. The only mechanical issue is that the auto trans shifter seal leaks. I have a new one and if you have any mechanical ability it should take an hour to replace it. This wagon has its original wheels and hub caps that would be difficult to find these days. It had wood grain sides but the wood was removed and painted brown.
Bring cash and a tow truck as it has not been registered for a couple of years now. Registration will cost $150 through the DMV lady in grass valley. I can put you in contact with her. Or just take it to the next demolition derby and smash the crap out of everyother car out there.

1971 Plymouth sport suburban mopar

 

[goodneighbour]

It was all good `til the last sentence, effin moron.

 

[1978 NYB]

X2.... Or just take it to the next demolition derby and smash the crap out of everyother car out there

 

[CanCritter]

......smackkk......

 

[Ironwolf]

Oh is that the way he wants it !!!!!

 

[Samplingman]

And here I though he was going to say the 440 came out of a 1970 Challenger R/T...

 

[67-Fury]

We should smash the crap out of His Balls with a Hammer.

 

[polara71]

.......

 

[detmatt]

He's even a bigger idiot if he things a derby scum is going to give $3500 for a car to crash.

 

[polara71]

I find that they put that in there thinking its going to give us car guys a push to pull the trigger

 

[CanCritter]

I find that they put that in there thinking its going to give us car guys a push to pull the trigger

was wonderin same....

 

[polara71]

was wonderin same....

 

[has2bmopar]

I find that they put that in there thinking its going to give us car guys a push to pull the trigger

Possibly, but how do we choose who gets to shoot him...

 

[polara71]

Possibly, but how do we choose who gets to shoot him...

something tells me your gun is already loaded...go ahead

 

[Ironwolf]

something tells me your gun is already loaded...go ahead

 

[commando1]

We should smash the crap out of His Balls with a Hammer.

He approves...

 

[70bigblockdodge]

If it was closer.