NO INSTRUMENT CLUSTER TURN SIGNAL LIGHTS
Here’s what I didn’t know: a Dodge Monaco with Fender top turn signals has no turn signal lights in the dash. The light on the right is replaced by a low fuel warning light. The light on the left is replaced by a Doors warning light, that is designed to stay on for 20 seconds after you get in the car to warn you to lock the doors. Mind you it doesn’t say "lock doors." It just says Doors. I thought I had a problem with the door open system as a whole, but as you’ll find out I did not.
On putting the car back together I found one light was on. It turns out that even though you think this is a door open light, it is really a lock door warning that is on a 20 second time delay relay, which starts from the moment you enter the car and close the doors. My problem was that the time relay is shorted. The open door circuit is connected to battery power. I had to find and disconnect the time delay relay ground in order for that light to go off and stop slowly drawing down my battery.
The misleading warning: NOT DOORS OPEN
Found this diagram
Time Delay Relay: aluminum cylinder. No light green wire. What tricked me was "To Time Delay Wiring Relay" (see above). Not a direct connection.
I unplugged the relay's ground from a 4 prong flat yellow female connector.
Tape fixed the problem. Can't ground now.
All lights off yesterday. No current draw at battery. Was able to leave my negative battery cable connected overnight!
SHOCKING