For our musician members, some humour, with apologies to all accordion lovers (of which I am one).
Q - What is the definition of Perfect Pitch?
A - Getting the accordion in the dumpster without hitting the sides.
One night, late, an accordionist was driving home after a gig, and decided to stop and go into a store to get a snack. Thinking he'd only be a minute, he foolishly left his expensive instrument in the back seat.
He came out after buying his snack and saw to his dismay that the back window of his car was smashed in. He rushed over to his car to find that now there were
two accordions in the back seat.
I'm here all week, try the veal...