Ahh... the parking lot follies.
I had a Impala company car that I swear was a magnet for door dings and dents. I've never had a car that was always getting scratched or something like that one. One time, I was on the NYS Thruway, headed home from a job, and stopped at a rest stop just east of Buffalo. I was in the back of the lot. A car stopped a couple spaces down from me and a guy got out, walked over to the back of my car, lit a cigarette and tossed his lighter and cigarettes on the trunk of the car. He then started to hop up.... as I was exiting the car. I just looked at him and said "WTF" and he grabbed his stuff and apologized with a heavy accent and ran off.
Another time... Rest stop on Rt17 just east of Binghamton with my 300. As I was coming out of the rest room, there was a couple going over to look at my car. No big deal... The girl wanted a pic of her with the car and her boyfriend took one of her standing next to it... By this time I was almost to the car... Then I saw she had one *** cheek up to sit on the fender and I yelled at her... Scared the crap out of her and I really expected some noise from her boyfriend about it, but he never said a word. They ran off.