I left a life long friend behind up north when My Bride and I moved south in '14. He waz one of these guyz that would tell the waitress to wipe it's ***, knock the hornz off and bring it tah me. We two and our brides were on ah get away week end down in central Ohio 50 yearz back or so and when she got around the table to me she ask how I wanted my steak cooked and I said medium well just ah little pink inside and she ask are you sure you wouldn't like it like your friend here? And I said without blinking Naw, I reserve my raw meat for the bedroom. Larry cracked up laughing along with ah few folks at the tablez around us. I pretty sure she swallowed her gum, lol. Gah nite all, Jer