OK. As Paul Harvey would have said: ..and that's the rest of the story. Well, my retirement's still half a lightyear away to try to settle there myself.
People? You enter a parking lot that has 30 rows of parking. There is no one in the last 10 rows and so you park your car there away from all the door ding drivers. Come out an hour later and the 10 rows are still empty except for the spot next to you!?!