Geez, I thought the upholstery in my Newport was rough.
Funny thing is, MY car was destined for the crusher. Back in 2019 I hooked up with a taxi company in Panama City Beach, Fla as a part time mechanic to maintain their fleet of taxis, shuttles & limos. We were allowed to work on outside vehicles & our own cars, providing the fleet vehicles took priority first, and that the boss got 15% of the labor & a 65% mark-up on parts purchased. A previous mechanic had taken on this Chrysler as a side job just before Hurricane Michael hit. Mike was a category five storm that made a lot of people evacuate or just plain pack up and leave for good, we ASSUME the car owner was one of them. We called it the Turd, on account of the doggy doo brown paint, it was a piece of crap that hardly anything worked right, if it worked at all. Hadn't seen soap in years, lower quarter panels rusted, hot wired ignition, etc. But it had a straight body & bumpers going for it, all the glass was good and it was 95% complete, and I discovered with a little elbow grease, underneath all that crud, the original lead based paint was metallic brown paint that could shine. And it had a big block mopar under the hood, albeit a 2bbl smog motor only worth 190 hp when new. Still, I saw the potential if no one else could, and I was looking for a project car to hot rod, something different than an overpriced muscle car that clogs the market (Camaros, Chargers, Mustangs, etc). I didn't want something that had been done a gazillion times before. This Chrysler qualified.
We did a title search and sent a certified letter to the last known owner/address listed with the state, asking "what do you want to do with this car? We've had it for a year and the last mechanic left with all the info". After 30 days with no response, I filed a mechanic's lein and got a fresh title in my name, at which point I got to work.
Today we still call it Project Turd, but now it's because it's (still) doggy doo brown and it gets crappy mileage. The rusty lower panels were ground clean, fiberglassed and painted over with textured black bed liner, motor/trans was rebuilt, beefed up & blinged out, overhauled brakes, suspension, steering and drive axle. Still doesn't have AC or heat, and the upholstery needs attention (coming soon! I'm only $150 away from having enough to take it to being reskinned in new vinyl).
Both me and the Chrysler were in the right place at the right time to come together. C bodies aren't popular so very few are kept to be parted out. To most, a 70s 4 door sedan is an old grandpa car that rarely sees a muscle car makeover. So a lot of them end up crushed and shredded.