Phrases we REALLY see in "car-for-sale" ads...

patrick66 said:
Or "tonto" covers.
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Hey, you never know! Someone could've spent a good chunk of change to have it airbrushed on his tonneau cover. Haha!

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Snotty said:
It's not limited to Craigslist. Have you seen some of the JUNK for sale on Facebook that people are asking the moon for?? Sheesh!!
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Yea it that time of season again, the "Bring Out Your Dead" season. I got one rusty old Fury for parts in my Marketplace bookmarks that has 1 unique item that maybe worth the whole price of the car to someone.
 
OK folks, somebody better fess up. Who posted this ad on FB Marketplace in CT?

It is allegedly for a 1971 Chrysler 300, so it must be someone on this thread :rolleyes:

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ayilar said:
OK folks, somebody better fess up. Who posted this ad on FB Marketplace in CT?

It is allegedly for a 1971 Chrysler 300, so it must be someone on this thread :rolleyes:

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I made a joking comment on one of these on Facebook about it having the VIN and Fender Tag with a V code. It was a little better than this, but not by much. I thought the lister was joking. He wasn't!!! He and his friends were greatly offended and tried to give me the riot act. These guys are insane!!! This may just be a real listing!
 
Culled a bunch from just a quick search this morning.

This is one great barn find...

This is the most popular year...

These cars are rarely found on the road anymore...

This is the best deal in all of the west...

Need to file for a bonded title...

Fires right up every time...

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To the morons trying to sell minus a title, in a title-required state, I say:

"Get a M^%$&#@R-F^&%(*&$$##$%-ing title for the sonofabitch before you sell that hunk of Sh!#!!!"
It is ALWAYS the seller's responsibility, I don't give five flying fucks what they say!
 
patrick66 said:
To the morons trying to sell minus a title, in a title-required state, I say:

"Get a M^%$&#@R-F^&%(*&$$##$%-ing title for the sonofabitch before you sell that hunk of Sh!#!!!"
It is ALWAYS the seller's responsibility, I don't give five flying fucks what they say!
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One thing I learned or deducted recently about this title thing when they don't have the title, or no title in their name is that at least one of two states have back title fees that would be due, Missouri & Tennessee I think are ones. Also I watched one of those car flipper shows, the one with the guy down in Miami that has the <ahem> 'Trophy Wife' & over 300 cars horse trading cars at a show/sale meet up around the Tampa area where he brought up a bunch of 'slow movers' on his 5th wheeler and sold some but horse traded so he went back with a full trailer of *New* cars. I'm sure if there were titles for the cars they were sort of just passed hand to hand so to say to cover up how many times the vehicle changed hands. Thus the "I'm the 2nd/3rd owner of this rare baby and not that this dog has been passed around like a cheap ***** was preserved. LOL I don't know how legal this is and I'm sure it vary's state by state, but if you have a dealers license...??? I know when I lived up in Massachusetts they put the kibosh on the 'Curbside Dealers' (flippers) with a law that if you sold more than 5 vehicles in a calendar year you needed to have a car dealers license. Also they cracked down on car dealer salesman bringing cars home and advertising it in the local paper as if it was a private sale. I don't know how if ever they enforced these new laws as back in the 80's there were very few computers to keep track of this 'paper trail' but this was all done due to consumer complaints. Here in Florida one thing they don't tell you in these house grifter flipper rise to riches programs is that if you sell (X) amount of houses you need to have a Real Estate License which is not easy too get and you have to study well for the test.

Tricks of the trade I'm sure.

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