My first wife, God rest her soul, was maticulous abt making out shopping lists.
We did most of our grocery shopping at a local store called "Dick's". They had a really good meat department!
She was making out her Saturday morning grocery items and my son ( abt 14 at the time) and I were helping her with reminders and suggestions for the 2 or 3 stores we frequented. Of course we needed poultry, so she wrote on her list.....
Chicken-dicks
My son and I laughed so hard it hurt, wondering how many of those we would want.....Ann didn't see the same humor we did!!!