Thread for Craigslist morons

[cm23uoc]

Right, this should be a Ford model, didn't even notice until brought up by you.

 

[tbm3fan]

Where's the barn, where's the car?

This is a good one. LMAO

Wonder who is selling the car? The owner or someone who walked by the place? Only this picture done twice.

69 Plymouth fury barn find 383 org - $4 (lake county)


Barn find a great find straight body two door all they just find got pink it is on none opp runs strong 4000 firm
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/4415689332.html

 

[tbm3fan]

1973 Oldsmobile Convert on 28s - $10 (Sac)

Enjoy

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/4408017048.html

73 Olds Delta 88
All power
455 runs great
Brand new 28''
5" Donk lift kit
tons of new parts

$10,000

 

[tbm3fan]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4401061175.html

1963 Corvair Spyder. 4-speed 2-door coupe. This is a true Spyder, not a monza converted into a Spyder. Runs. 400 miles on odometer. May have turned over. Tires are good. No rust under car. I have all the Chrome and black plates. No body work needed just maybe a fancy paint job. Needs interior upholstery work and some electrical work for the headlights and gages. Also needs a battery someone stole it. Was $3750 obo. Now $3000 obo. Reduced again to $2700 OBO!!!

Ya think!!!

 

[commando1]

Port St Lucie Dave needs this car...

 

[bulldogchesty]

I was wondering why you said that, until I saw the bulldog.

 

[tbm3fan]

Look at this abomination. Yep, some people shouldn't own cars and others should just be shot. Love the shot of the telephone pole.

I honestly don't know what it is with Oldsmobiles and their owners particularly the Olds Cutlass.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/4438479603.html

1970 OLDSMOBILE CUTLASS CONVERTIBLE (RAGTOP)

CLEAN TITLE IN HAND
ORIGINAL 350CI NUMBERS MATCHING MOTOR

CUSTOM CANDY CHAMELEON PAINTJOB
CUSTOM FULL FIBERGLASS INTERIOR DASH AND ALL!!!!
CUSTOM OSTRICH INTERIOR EVERYWHERE!!!
CUSTOM AUDIO/SOUND SYSTEM
4TVS 3 12S HIGHS LOWS AND MID SPEAKERS ALL OVER CAR 3 AMPS TRUNK BATTERY SYSTEM IS FULLY OSTRICH WRAPPED AS WELL
DYNOMATTED FULL CAR
VIPER ALARM W/ REMOTE START
TRAIN HORN
CUSTOM 26INCH DUB EDITION PRESIDENTIAL FLOATER RIMS NO RUB
CUSTOM AIR RIDE SUSPENSION RIDES VERY SMOOTH
FLOOR SHIFTER W/ HURST SLAPSTICK
CUSTOM DIGITAL DASH
CUSTOM BILLET STEERING WHEEL
NEW TOP NOT CHEAP ONE EITHER SUEDE! AND IT WORKS PERFECTLY
TOO MUCH TOO LIST!!!!!!

CAR RUNS EXCELLENT STARTS UP FIRST PUSH BECAUSE OF COURSE IT HAS PUSH BUTTON START!!!!
THIS CUTLASS HAS ALOT OF MONEY INVESTED. I HATE TO SELL IT BUT HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES RIGHT NOW. ITS WORTH WAY MORE THAN WHAT IM ASKING.
PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS. MAYBE TRADE MONEY TALKS BUT NOT ON THE PHONE ONLY IN PERSON. CAUSE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS CUTLASS IN PERSON. SEE THE PAINT FLIP FLOP ITS A CLEAN CAR. NO RUST!!!!! COME LOOK

CALL ME IF YOU ARE SERIOUS!!! ANYTIME
(707) ••• ••••
ALSO HAVE A 08 CORVETTE C6 EDELBROCK SUPERCHARGED W/750 HP 40K MILES
CLEAN TITLE FOR SALE 40,000 OBO


GTO LEMANS CAMARO SS Z28 CHEVELLE SKYLARK HOTROD SHOWCAR MOPAR CHARGER CHALLENGER CTSV SRT8 SRT GTR BBC SBC 455 DROPTOP LUXURY
NOVA SS MALIBU JUDGE BLOWN GTO GTX 442 OLD SKOOL OLD SCHOOL MERCEDES BMW 745LI 750LI LS460 LS460L SUPERCHARGED SUPERCHARGER HEMI SUPERBEE DAYTONA CAMARO SS ZL1 ZR1 ZO6 C6 LS3 LS2 LS1 LS6 LS5 LS7 CAM CL55 S55 E55 AMG S65 S600 TRADE+CASH JEEP SRT8 WILL TRADE DONK
PUT CASH ON TOP!!!!!

 

[tallhair]

I've always had an itch for a small a body like this one + bb motor, has got to be loads of street /race fun.

I've always wanted 340 4 speed version myself. Maybe one day for the kids and I'll get to drive it a little too

 

[70NPORT]

Look at this abomination. Yep, some people shouldn't own cars and others should just be shot. Love the shot of the telephone pole.

I honestly don't know what it is with Oldsmobiles and their owners particularly the Olds Cutlass.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/4438479603.html

Looking at the surrounding area this car is apparently in I am forced to wonder how someone of such means (or lack thereof) is able to put out the cash to craft such a vehicle. "Ostrich" interior?? That alone must be more valuable then some of those smaller houses in the picture.......and then there's the vette.

 

[commando1]

These azzes are driving Ostriches to extinction. And for what?
Reminds me of how the Dodo Bird was driven to extinction so women could put a Dodo feather in their hat...

 

[tbm3fan]

Time for an update. I surely don't know who/how these idiots get cars to begin with and what goes on in their little pea sized brains yet here is another. Better than the last. The interior is to die for

1971 Cutlass on 26" - $16 (san jose south)

Im selling 1971 cutlass supreme. Wife says if i want to be with her and have this baby I have to get rid of my baby for a family car. But i have a 1971 catluss has LS2 motor 10k miles on the motor disk brakes all around 15 inch L7 solo baric four 6'9 in the back window two grill speaker custom interior 2013 ss Camaro front seats 1996 impala 12 bolt rear end 4L60 tranny and 26 inch wheels. It rides like whatever your in now suspension is great. I hate to see my baby go but its for the family. If you have other question feel free to call or txt me show contact info prefer call

Scary part is that he may want to reproduce. Oh, hell no!:whip:

 

[LocuMob]

Scary part is that he may want to reproduce. Oh, hell no!

I think he already has! Glad he found a girl who shares his "tastes".

 

[-stew-]

Scary part is that he may want to reproduce. Oh, hell no!

I think he already has! Glad he found a girl who shares his "tastes".

No one drives a car like that without having at least three kids he isn't supporting.

 

[tallhair]

Scary part is that he may want to reproduce. Oh, hell no!

I think he already has! Glad he found a girl who shares his "tastes".

Pimpin his hookers

 

[tbm3fan]

Pimpin his hookers

If that is the case then his taste is as bad as his car.

http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/street/28392.html

 

[C Body Bob]

If I bought something like this & drove it around town I'd get beat up. Or worse.....:thinker:

 

[commando1]

Can I throw up now?
I lasted this long.

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[67Monaco]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer brand.

 

[tbm3fan]

Can I throw up now?
I lasted this long.

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Clean up in aisle 3...

 

[tbm3fan]

Needs some work. Well, looking at the photos I'd say he was right given there is no roof to go along with all the other hideous things done to the car.

Ok, so now who is the first to say all one needs to do is change the rims?

05 bagged chrysler 300 custom top runs good clean title - $4500

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4445442426.html

2005 dodge chrysler v6..300 bagged.. on 24'' rims.. candy green ..paint custon ..custom top...has new..fuel pumps runs good

custom fiberglass... dash .. fiberglass ... door panels ...... 2 tanks 3 copresors .... car only has.... 78,000 miles original ...... registration non op clean tittle in hand

needs interior work and tlc

has new paint body is straight......... 4,500... cash.....firm firm

....look on youtube.....u.....can....see..one..same...here..link...... NO Roof Chrysler 300