Thread for Craigslist morons

[cantflip]

I'm adding this here... it may not seem like a moron to you, until you realize that in recorded history there has been ZERO need for a plow truck in Orlando...

Chevy 3500 plow truck (big block)

You have to sell your winter toys and tools BEFORE moving south folks. I see this stuff come up pretty often... it just confuses the natives... some of them even think this would make a good bulldozer.

 

[commando1]

 

[Ripinator]

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Stan: I see no problem here. The man is selling a shovel. . .

 

[300rag]

Stan: I see no problem here. The man is selling a shovel. . .

A Teamster is selling a shovel

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Is it yours, Stan?

 

[commando1]

Is it yours, Stan?

Of course it's mine. I consider a snow shovel a mandatory shop tool.
You think I'm scraping up used Speedi-Dri with a dust pan?

 

[LocuMob]

Of course it's mine. I consider a snow shovel a mandatory shop tool.
You think I'm scraping up used Speedi-Dri with a dust pan?

How much copper wire can you get from a penny, Stan?

 

[stubs300]

Of course it's mine. I consider a snow shovel a mandatory shop tool.
You think I'm scraping up used Speedi-Dri with a dust pan?

Or dog poop.

This is to confuse the already brain dead snow birds and old farts in FL. that global warming is real. LOL

 

[LocuMob]

I'm adding this here... it may not seem like a moron to you, until you realize that in recorded history there has been ZERO need for a plow truck in Orlando...
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Chevy 3500 plow truck (big block)

You have to sell your winter toys and tools BEFORE moving south folks. I see this stuff come up pretty often... it just confuses the natives... some of them even think this would make a good bulldozer.

That's a thorough ad! Wondering how many youngsters know what a "standard" is, it was a barley used term when I got my license 25 years ago.

 

[cantflip]

Of course it's mine. I consider a snow shovel a mandatory shop tool.
You think I'm scraping up used Speedi-Dri with a dust pan?

Thank you... my faith in you has been restored... I did have a moment when I saw you kept the shovel.

 

[78Brougham]

I thought Pedro brought his own pooper scooper.

 

[commando1]

You did WHAT??
A ticking timebomb here.

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It gets worse.

Any Guys Out There Want To Hit Up This Tranny - t4m
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And worse... This guy is definitely ticking away.

I Guess That I Still Don't Have A Girlfriend Yet My Life Is Now Over

I Guess That I Still Don't Have A Girlfriend Yet My Life Is Now Over(Winter Haven) hide this posting
So yesterday 8/20 was my birthday and I am now 42 still single, never married yet no kids of my own. Still want to prove I can have at least one kid before the age of 50 and don't want to wait another year to find love and for love to find me. Just can't do it. I just want to finally have my first adult relationship and to find love and for love to find me no matter how I have to get it or start it. I guess being that I still have not found a girlfriend yet in my life as an adult my life is now over. Maybe it would just be best if I killed myself and committed suicide being that no one wants to have me. I can't even get a cute chubby female. And being that I can't even get a cute chubby female I went back to looking for a cute gorgeous sexy beautiful one. And I am not going for guys either as some people suggest I should do. Yes I have had people responding to me suggesting I just start looking for guys. I am not going to be like. It happened to me in Springfield, Missouri where me and my mom moved from and lived for 17 years before moving here to Florida. There would be these females who would come into my apartment there letting their other guy friends come into my apartment getting them laid and screwing them in my bedroom and on my couch and me be still not having anything or relationship to go with it. Which is why I really wanted out of there. So when my mom's house was robbed in December 2012 when at that time we were here visiting our family for Christmas and we went back I just wanted to leave and come here or to Kentucky where we had other family or somewhere, but instead we came here. And these females that came into my apartment in Springfield my mom thinks they might have had something to do with the robbery of her house while we were down here in Florida at that time. Well I come here and the same things happen I brought a female into my apartment thinking she was going to have a relationship with me and give it to me. But instead she brings one of her exes into my apartment here and sleeps with him in my bed in my bedroom and on one occasion they had the damn door closed. Even females at my church the still single ones don't go for guys like me who live with their moms or whose moms are strict with them and overprotective and they're Christian but I can't even get a Christian girlfriend even a cute, gorgeous Christian girl or a cute chubby Christian girl I am not even good enough for. I need it now I don't want to wait another year. I just can't do it. When all my family members: nieces/nephews/cousins, friends from church who are younger than me have already either had been married or have had pre-marital. I just can't do it anymore waiting for another year. So because I can't even find love around here my life is just over now and maybe it is just time I call it quits throw in the towel kill get rid of myself and kill myself, or maybe I should just move back to Missouri even though I don't have any family there at all and maybe that will bring me love, or maybe just moving back to Kentucky even though my mom will not be there at least being somewhere where I have family and can find myself some love. Just don't know what to do anymore. Because my birthday was yesterday 8/20 turned 42 still single, never married no kids yet and want to prove that I can still have kids and don't want to be like my deceased step dad who passed away 5 years ago was in his 50's when he finally was married and had kids and his youngest step kid was me when I was already in my early 20's. I couldn't live like that anymore. So I need it now I don't want to wait another year. I just can't do it. When all my family members: nieces/nephews/cousins, friends from church who are younger than me have already either had been married or have had pre-marital. I just can't do it anymore waiting for another year

 

[65 500]

"I killed myself and committed suicide"
At least he's thorough...

 

[commando1]

I have a feeling this is going to be one of those "to be cont." postings.
This has become sad. If he posts again, I'm not going to repost them anymore.
I hope someone helps him.

 

[78Brougham]

That guy needs some help.
Stan, I think you should take him in. You seem to be obsessed with him. Take him under your wing.

 

[LocuMob]

This is why I'm going to build an engine if I can't find one cheap to set up the Dart.

DODGE CHRYSLER MOPAR PT440 V8 ENGINE 1968

DODGE -- CHRYSLER -- MOPAR

$$$ - $2,999.00 OBO - $$$

PT 440 P 2225 1104

BELIEVED TO BE 1968

PT440 V8 350 - 370 HP

10.1:1 COMP RATIO, 4 BC - AUTO/MANUAL TRANS

PT 440 P22251104 (ENGINE CASTING STAMP)

25364305 (BLOCK NUMBER)

L907 D C 2 M

3 16 67 (DATE)

COMPLETE ENGINE,

ALUMINUM VALVE COVERS - CHRYSLER PROD B SERIES383-440CAT NO. 4175

EDLEBROCK INTAKE - TORKER 440 US PAT NO. 3744 463

HEADS, VALVE COVERS, INTAKE, BLOCK AND PISTONS ETC....

UNKNOWN HP AS WE DID NOT BUILD THE MOTOR, IT WAS PURCHASED FOR A CUSTOM BUILD BUT THE OWNER OF THE CAR DECIDED TO GO WITH A NEWER R/T ENGINE

PROBABLY SHOULD BE GONE THRU PRIOR TO BEING PUT IN YOUR SPECIAL RIDE.

3000 for an engine that doesn't even have the heads bolted on, and looks all filthy? Sign me up.

 

[cantflip]

This is why I'm going to build an engine if I can't find one cheap to set up the Dart.

DODGE CHRYSLER MOPAR PT440 V8 ENGINE 1968

DODGE -- CHRYSLER -- MOPAR

$$$ - $2,999.00 OBO - $$$

PT 440 P 2225 1104

BELIEVED TO BE 1968

PT440 V8 350 - 370 HP

10.1:1 COMP RATIO, 4 BC - AUTO/MANUAL TRANS

PT 440 P22251104 (ENGINE CASTING STAMP)

25364305 (BLOCK NUMBER)

L907 D C 2 M

3 16 67 (DATE)

COMPLETE ENGINE,

ALUMINUM VALVE COVERS - CHRYSLER PROD B SERIES383-440CAT NO. 4175

EDLEBROCK INTAKE - TORKER 440 US PAT NO. 3744 463

HEADS, VALVE COVERS, INTAKE, BLOCK AND PISTONS ETC....

UNKNOWN HP AS WE DID NOT BUILD THE MOTOR, IT WAS PURCHASED FOR A CUSTOM BUILD BUT THE OWNER OF THE CAR DECIDED TO GO WITH A NEWER R/T ENGINE

PROBABLY SHOULD BE GONE THRU PRIOR TO BEING PUT IN YOUR SPECIAL RIDE.

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3000 for an engine that doesn't even have the heads bolted on, and looks all filthy? Sign me up.

$3k build core???

 

[LocuMob]

$3k build core???

A bit extreme, but that's the mindset up here.

 

[cantflip]

A bit extreme, but that's the mindset up here.

I had no idea it was that bad... I thought you guys still had some rust bucket donor cars left. I would have an easier time understanding if it was an HP engine, but a 350 horse...

 

[LocuMob]

I had no idea it was that bad... I thought you guys still had some rust bucket donor cars left. I would have an easier time understanding if it was an HP engine, but a 350 horse...

383 Non HP motors years 1965 1966 1967 1968 1969 1970 1971
$100 for a short block (no heads or intake) $200 for complete (heads, intake)

383 HP motors years 1965 1968 1970 1971 These are factory stamped HPs
1965 short block $250
1968, 70, and 71 short block $300 Long block $500

440 Non HP motors 1967 1968 1969 1971 1972 1973 1974-79
1967, 68, and 69 bare block $350 short block $500 Complete $800
1971 bare block $350 Complete $700
1972 bare block $350
1973 steel crank complete $600
1973-79 cast crank complete $350

440 HP motors 1969 1972 1973
1969 bare block with caps $1000
1969 Complete. Turns over. Bored 30 over. Been sitting for about 10 years was running when pulled $2200
1969 WT Warranty Block with caps. Be as close to numbers matching as you can get. $2000
1972 bare block $1000
1973 bare block $600


That's one ad that I see, all cores for rebuild. Another ad offering to buy your complete engine for pennies on the dollar.

 

[cantflip]

383 Non HP motors years 1965 1966 1967 1968 1969 1970 1971
$100 for a short block (no heads or intake) $200 for complete (heads, intake)

383 HP motors years 1965 1968 1970 1971 These are factory stamped HPs
1965 short block $250
1968, 70, and 71 short block $300 Long block $500

440 Non HP motors 1967 1968 1969 1971 1972 1973 1974-79
1967, 68, and 69 bare block $350 short block $500 Complete $800
1971 bare block $350 Complete $700
1972 bare block $350
1973 steel crank complete $600
1973-79 cast crank complete $350

440 HP motors 1969 1972 1973
1969 bare block with caps $1000
1969 Complete. Turns over. Bored 30 over. Been sitting for about 10 years was running when pulled $2200
1969 WT Warranty Block with caps. Be as close to numbers matching as you can get. $2000
1972 bare block $1000
1973 bare block $600


That's one ad that I see, all cores for rebuild. Another ad offering to buy your complete engine for pennies on the dollar.

Thanks, I feel this is kinda crazy... but still better than $3k... I see the occasional 440 core (but many are motor homes) for $400-$1200... and wouldn't touch the rebuilt ones with a stick (while the seller tries to recoup their investment for an unproven engine, that is likely a boat anchor by now).

I semi-understand the restoration crowd wanting a date coded HP block, the rest I find confusing. AFAIAC if all someone is going to do is build a stroker, they will be replacing everything anyhow... they should be shopping condition, not date codes. I suppose I have that all wrong too, since those guys usually seem to want to remove as much metal as they can during the build.