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[67-Fury]

1969 dodge charger

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1969 dodge charger

VIN: Xxxxxxxxxxxxx
fuel: gas
odometer: 15
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

Selling because looking to buy a house soon. I bought this car sept of 2015 and restoring it since. The floor pan,footwell sections, and trunk pan have been replaced. I added tubular subframe connectors for extra strength i had him por 15 everything that didnt have the undercoating on it so yes even inside of rear frame rails. It has a freshly rebuilt 413 bored .040 over with comp cam x274 and 2200 stall. Brand new tci streetfighter tranny. I didnt cheap out anywhere i have way more in the car that im asking. I have 2 lights switches on the way and the headlights should work. The car also just been wired with painless wiring harness. The blinkers do work even front lower ones. The rear is not leaking was just never cleaned but completely rebuilt with drum in back and power disc in front. The front suspension is mostly all new just havent touched torsion bars or strut rods. The only thing stopping this car from driving great is the alignment rn. Any questions just message me for my number thank devin. I have a clear pa title.show contact info dont even try to low ball me

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[67-Fury]

This actually is not half bad. Much worse things could of been done.

 

[LocuMob]

This actually is not half bad. Much worse things could of been done.

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Where's the link?

 

[tbm3fan]

For you music lovers who want your shi! to slap. It was a nice car until it fell into the wrong hands. Empty water bottles are a nice touch. Maybe he recycles?

1978 Buick limited

Up for sale is my Buick limited. It runs and drives great. I am the second owner. It has a 403 engine that runs great no leaks and the transmission shifts perfect. Leather interior in great shape it does have a rip on the back seat from when they installed my music But other than that it's all good. Pw,pl,tilt steering,cc. The car has almost 96,000 original miles. Smogged and registered until January of 2019. Clean title in my name.. pink slip on hand. Here's some up grades done to the car.
1=upgraded alarm system with 1 mile radius and 2 remotes.
1=pioneer detachable face stereo
8= 12 inch pioneer champion series woofers
4=pioneer 6x9's
4=pioneer 6 1/2's
4=pioneer 5 inch bullets
2=pioneer 1,400 wAtt champion series amps
2=hifonic Brutus 3,000 wAtt amplifiers
2=packs of 0 guage amp wire kits
1=optima battery in the trunk
1= wrapped gas tank..
Music was done professionally and it's a ported box.. this **** slaps. Willing to sell without the music (you're going to fix the holes how?).. asking $5,500.. shoot a email if u serious and ready to see the car.. on contact me if u got cash in hand

 

[tbm3fan]

Here we have a rebuilt engine. A 5.0 at that. Wait what is that you stuck on top of the engine? Wait didn't you just put headers on that block one if not two spark plugs from being removed? Yep, this is a gotta have engine for a gotta have car.

1989 Pontiac Firebird Formula project - $2900

1989 Pontiac Firebird Formula project

5.0 engine rebuilt everything on engine is brand new. Interior is stripped only recaros Momo steering wheel brand new. Has alot of uprades. Body is fair. 2900

 

[tbm3fan]

Some one likes TVs. Ten of them although I don't know how you fit 10 people in that car.
1988 chevy caprice donk

elling my 1988 chevy caprice. This is not a fake add so no need to flag it. Please only real seirous offers. No tire kickers. Car has been sitting since 2014 so its not in perfect shape. But runs and drives good. everything works as well. No a/c no heater. Headliner is sagging and has some minor scratchs. And a few some dings. Leather seats are old and have seen better days. Has a few small rips nothing major. Engine has some small minor oil leaks. But again nothin major just needs some love. Driver door tv is not turning on. Might be a bad tv or lose wire.

10tvs with dvd player. You can play from the dvd player or from in the indash. 2 12inch tvs where the visors are. 1 15inch tv that is saggin and might need to be replaced. 2 7inchc tvs on the right side of the dash. 2 7inch tvs in the doors. 1 on each side. 2 7inch tvs in the rear deck lid where the stock 6x9s once were on actuators that move up and down with a button.

Lambo front doors. Driver side shock is bad and not holdinf door up. But shock can be ordered on line threw company.

Full setero system. 4amp 2 12inch solo baric kickers. 8 interior speakers. Tweeters and mind range with cross overs all kicker componet speakers. Indash 7inch flip out touch screen. EQ in the glove box. With dvd player.

28inch rims no rub.
Has bigger coil springs for the rims. With rear air shocks in the rear to lift and lower it.

Shifter on the floor. With custom made center console and cup holders.

Chevy 350 engine not stock and not smog legal in cali. 2nd engine i put in.

Custome dual air filter intake. Holley carb. Edelbrok air gap intake.
Summit headers. Mild comp cam.

2 batterys.

Billet grill.

Also have 4 original tires and hub caps.

 

[440sportfury]

If you couldn't see it and read it for youself you would't believe it. Yeesh!!

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Saw this on CL, knew it wasn't gonna last so I let it stew for a few days...

Shoulder Fired Rocket Launcher

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shud'a copied the text rant, will know better next time.

 

[LocuMob]

shud'a copied the text rant,

That could have been fun read!

 

[67-Fury]

Where's the link?

1965 Chrysler 300 2 door big block 383

 

[LocuMob]

For posterity.

1965 Chrysler 300 2 door VERY STRAIGHT BODY bucket seats power windows power steering power door locks
Engine runs excellent, no smoke and super smooth.
Needs a transmission and some love.
New : Schumacher headers, Holley carburetor, Edelbrock intake, plugs, wires, ignition, electric fan, oil pump, trunk seal, aluminum driveshaft , etc.
Set up for 5/6 speed or automatic
Judging by the gas and brake pedals I think the mileage is original
The interior: new carpet (not installed), tunnel was cut to fit larger 5 speed ( original metal can be welded back in or larger metal to accommodate larger 5 speed can be welded in ), Searts need recovered due to sun damage, needs headliner.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

A tip: Please delete the jackass 'Keywords' in any ad posted up, it's bad enough screwing up a CL search, don't need it here.

over & out

 

[LocuMob]

A tip: Please delete the jackass 'Keywords' in any ad posted up, it's bad enough screwing up a CL search, don't need it here.

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over & out

Anything else I can do for you? Just trying to put up the text, sorry if that screws up a search, in this already awesome search engine we have on this site. Fixed.

 

[commando1]

 

[Polara_500]

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What kind of search pattern do you run to find this stuff??

 

[commando1]

What kind of search pattern do you run to find this stuff??

lol
I simply live in Florida. That explains everything.

 

[GJS]

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this reminds me of this for some reason:

 

[commando1]

this reminds me of this for some reason:

And I'm going to end up paying for all these moron's babies.

 

[GJS]

And I'm going to end up paying for all these moron's babies.

Yup. .. I laughed my *** off until I realized that.