Thread for Craigslist morons

[Triple Pickle]

1973 318
Here’s a 500 hp 318 for only $2500!

 

[GJS]

1973 318
Here’s a 500 hp 318 for only $2500!

Must be them T handles for quick access to the non adjustable rocker arms that make it so fast.

 

[bluefury361]

Aluminum valve covers alone add 50HP, I think.

 

[cantflip]

Using my eyeball micrometer... I'm thinking if it started at .030 over, its at .040 or more by now. Lots of "patina" on that build

Almost like its never been cleaned, or painted...

 

[Triple Pickle]

Yeah, I don’t get it. I see this stuff all the time. Does the seller actually believe his own story? Is there a buyer out there who believes it and has $2500 to shell out?
He’s going with a big block,,, I’d like to hear his HP rating on it. Undoubtedly a four digit number!

 

[cantflip]

I just stumbled upon this... IDK anything about the values, but I think he's a little high... "Museum Quality" won him the addition to the thread.
1969 Barracuda Convertible

"1969 Plymouth Barracuda Convertible.

Turn key museum quality car. Completely Rust and Blemish free. No Disappointments.
Way too much to list here, car must be sold immediately. Call for info, motivated seller please be motivated buyer. $110.000.00"

 

[78Brougham]

$110,000.....


Any extra charge for the chunk of wood holding up the hood?

 

[polara71]

But its Museum quality

 

[GJS]

"No Disappointments."

I'm already disappointed... Hopefully that hood latch comes down and whacks some sense into him.

 

[commando1]

$110,000.00 and...........
Universal flex radiator hose.

 

[300rag]

He never said what kind of museum, so he may still be correct.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

He never said what kind of museum, so he may still be correct.

Yea was featured at Ripley's Believe It or Not!

 

[tbm3fan]

Damn he took it down and I wanted to hit prohibited because of stupidity...

 

[78Brougham]

Must have sold it.....

 

[bluefury361]

Maybe traded up for a 120K VW dune buggy.

 

[LocuMob]

Florida is full of wonders. I'm way off on my pricing standards.

1972 Plymouth Barracuda

Selling my 72 Cuda project, it needs complete restoration. It was originally a 340 car, was a 440 1/4 mile drag car before I bought it. Previous owner took drive train out, had only a racing seat, no I do not have seats or interior panels, dash is also gone. it’s stripped, ready for body work. The front and rear glass are out of the car but they come with the car. What you see is what you get, I can put bondo and paint on it to make it look nice and get twice the money but I’m not that kind of person. I bought it to make it a street driver again but it has been sitting in storage for a while and now my priorities have changed. I think it’s time for someone who can do the work to finish it. It has the typical quarter panels, trunk floor, below rear glass and floor panel rust spots. Main floor looks good but has small holes in different places, frame rails are solid, all the windows are there, front bumper and lower valance are there, those are hard to find parts. The car rolls easily for transportation, just email me here any questions or Text me your offer and I will call you back.

 

[BLUPORT]

The guy probably isn't a moron, I'm just curious if someone can tell me what "2P" means?

Plymouth fury 2p

 

[tbm3fan]

Florida is full of wonders. I'm way off on my pricing standards.

1972 Plymouth Barracuda


Selling my 72 Cuda project, it needs complete restoration. It was originally a 340 car, was a 440 1/4 mile drag car before I bought it. Previous owner took drive train out, had only a racing seat, no I do not have seats or interior panels, dash is also gone. it’s stripped, ready for body work. The front and rear glass are out of the car but they come with the car. What you see is what you get, I can put bondo and paint on it to make it look nice and get twice the money but I’m not that kind of person. I bought it to make it a street driver again but it has been sitting in storage for a while and now my priorities have changed. I think it’s time for someone who can do the work to finish it. It has the typical quarter panels, trunk floor, below rear glass and floor panel rust spots. Main floor looks good but has small holes in different places, frame rails are solid, all the windows are there, front bumper and lower valance are there, those are hard to find parts. The car rolls easily for transportation, just email me here any questions or Text me your offer and I will call you back.

Nah, classic moron phrases...

 

[Triple Pickle]

The guy probably isn't a moron, I'm just curious if someone can tell me what "2P" means?

Plymouth fury 2p

I like the car. Kinda high priced though.

 

[commando1]

The guy probably isn't a moron, I'm just curious if someone can tell me what "2P" means?

Plymouth fury 2p

He is saying it is a Fury II and after incorrectly using 2, he went to hit the "Enter" key but hit the "p" key right above it.