1972-73 IMPERIAL FOR SALE Tracker starting NOW into INFINITY.

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Ummmm excuse me but a 5 MPH crash isn't going to hurt a thing!

UMMMM IIRC it was mandated by the Insurance Lobby to eliminate the petty 'inflated' low speed insurance claims. "Fender Benders" You can also blame the Body Shop industry too.

LAFF now though, it's worse now, rip off the plastic surround that covers whatever bumper they got on the cars now and it's 10/15 grand. It's been the subject of news investigative reports before.

 

[78Brougham]

UMMMM IIRC it was mandated by the Insurance Lobby to eliminate the petty 'inflated' low speed insurance claims

Sorry, but the feds make the laws not the insurance companies. Unfortunately, there's a lot of "Payola" in the swamp, even to this day that still exists in the guise of safety for all.

Bullshit artists... anyway, anyone who owns one of these should toss them in the weeds and let the real beauty shine through.

 

[cantflip]

Tits don't belong on any car, especially '73-'74 Mopars. Just damned hideous appendages that had to be grafted onto an otherwise beautiful bumper design. Forced onto them by our lovely federal government who knows best what's good for us..... just ask them they'll tell ya!

Think about it... they mandated a "5 MPH" bumper... "a bumper must survive a 5MPH crash." Who the hell gets into a 5 MPH crash and doesn't survive?

Ummmm excuse me but a 5 MPH crash isn't going to hurt a thing!
They should've been worried about a 50 MPH crash in a 5000 lb Imperial vs. a Chevette!

Those 3 inch rubber tits on the Imperial ain't gonna do a damn thing! Except take away from the beauty of the original design.

They might as well have made them wrap the whole car in foam.
Boobs belong on women.... not cars!

Who'd ever thought you'd be "Anti-Tittie Poster Child" in ANY FCBO thread...

 

[LocuMob]

Who'd ever thought you'd be "Anti-Tittie Poster Child" in ANY FCBO thread...

Just depends where you put the rubber tit.

 

[78Brougham]

Who'd ever thought you'd be "Anti-Tittie Poster Child" in ANY FCBO thread...

I obviously love titties....who doesn't, just not THOSE titties!
REPEAL THE TITTIE LAW OF 1973!

DOWN WITH BUMPER BOOBS!

BOOBS ON BROADS NOT BUMPERS!

 

[cm23uoc]

I obviously love titties....who doesn't, just not THOSE titties!
REPEAL THE TITTIE LAW OF 1973!

DOWN WITH BUMPER BOOBS!

BOOBS ON BROADS NOT BUMPERS!

Rumor has it you own an Audi Tittie as a double-d.

 

[78Brougham]

 

[azblackhemi]

I obviously love titties....who doesn't, just not THOSE titties!
REPEAL THE TITTIE LAW OF 1973!

DOWN WITH BUMPER BOOBS!

BOOBS ON BROADS NOT BUMPERS!

How about BAN THE BOOBS

 

[ImpJay]

I obviously love titties....who doesn't, just not THOSE titties!
REPEAL THE TITTIE LAW OF 1973!


DOWN WITH BUMPER BOOBS!

BOOBS ON BROADS NOT BUMPERS!

(NFS)

 

[78Brougham]

Uffff

It would be a different story if it was a major hassle to take them off, but it's a 5 minute job and then enjoy the way Ma Mopar intended them to be.

Not some oppressive Dumbass gov't regulation.

 

[DocMcNeedy]

Remember the green Gateway 73 Imperial in Wisconsin? Just dropped price to 12,500...think it was 17 or 15K for sure...

 

[Marv]

Facebook marketplace, posted already 18.07.2019 don´t know if it´s still there
Location Pulaski, VA asking 6.000$ by Russel Richardson

 

[Marv]

Facebook marketplace posted 25.11.2019
Location Grand Bay, AL asking 5.500 for both

Seller description
1973 imperial with a 1972 parts imperial. The 73 runs and drives and only has around 40k original miles. Was garage kept in Chicago since 73. Unfortunately the older gentlemen wrecked the rear driver quarter panel. Everything on the car works. Zero rust just needs the quarter fixed. Has the steel crank 440. Car has a clear title. Comes with a 72 parts car but has no title. Original Colorado car with zero rust. Car has zero rust as well. It also has a steel crank 440 but it does not run and haven’t tried to crank it. 5500 or best offer for both cars.

 

[Marv]

The 72 offered by same seller as the 2 above 3.300$ on 25.11.2019
Grand Bay, AL

Seller description
Very nice car for its age. Car runs and drives. Has the steel crank 440 with a new demon carb. Has new baby moon tires and new tires. Car has a small rust hole on the driver side lower fender. It is solid everywhere else. Car is originally from west Texas. Has some cool options like 8 track and rear ac. Have all the original parts. To be driven it needs exhaust. $3300.00 obo. Has a clear title.

 

[78Brougham]

Guy had a real thing for white Imperial's. Wonder if the other two were white or change overs like the bottom one.

The bottom one needs a lot more than an exhaust to be put back on the road! Should left it alone as far as I'm concerned.

 

[LocuMob]

Facebook marketplace, posted already 18.07.2019 don´t know if it´s still there
Location Pulaski, VA asking 6.000$ by Russel Richardson


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I'd roll in that!

 

[cantflip]

The 72 offered by same seller as the 2 above 3.300$ on 25.11.2019
Grand Bay, AL

Seller description
Very nice car for its age. Car runs and drives. Has the steel crank 440 with a new demon carb. Has new baby moon tires and new tires. Car has a small rust hole on the driver side lower fender. It is solid everywhere else. Car is originally from west Texas. Has some cool options like 8 track and rear ac. Have all the original parts. To be driven it needs exhaust. $3300.00 obo. Has a clear title.

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Those wheel look familiar... eh Doc?

 

[DocMcNeedy]

Those wheel look familiar... eh Doc?

yep. I have them tucked away in storage behind Big Red. Anybody want them cheap?

 

[LocuMob]

Anybody want them cheap?

Only if they're dual pattern with 5 x 4 1/2"!

 

[DocMcNeedy]

Only if they're dual pattern with 5 x 4 1/2"!

They have fat Hoosiers stuck on them too.