When you're poor and have no insurance, homeopathic is your only alternative.
Which is good.
Wean people off the gawd-arful and lethal medical system as it exists today.
Hi. I have an itch.
We have an opening three weeks from today.
(3 weeks later)
Hi, I had this itch that has turned into a sore.
Well, your vitals are normal. Here's an Rx for a cream that costs $375 because you have no insurance. By the way, office visits are due on the the day of the visit. We'll see you in two weeks.
(Two weeks later)
The cream isn't working and now I have oozing wounds all over my body.
Let's set you up with an appointment with a specialist who gives me a kickback for every patient I send him.
(Three weeks later at specialists office)
Can you help stop this oozing puss I'm leaving everywhere like a snail? And, btw, my pecker has now shriveled up and fallen off like a Leper.
Well it looks like the South American Dread Mahacas Virus but let's run some blood work with a lab that gives me a kickback and a Petscan, Catscan, Elephantscan, MRI, and an electro-shock rectal probe with a lab that also gives me a kickback.
(Three days later while waiting for visits to two labs - enters ER in a coma)
Insurance card please??
