Looks like a home wrench that needed a course on how to use a hoist or read the instructions
Rear end collision from a semi in stopped traffic is the only thing I can come up with for this.
I've heard of "she had me wrapped around her little finger," but "it had its driveshaft wrapped around itself?" Sheesh!
Natures vasectomy…
you can't park there!
Damn Midwest rust.