WELLLLL, 'Til I waz 15 I thought it waz DAMITJERRY and then one day I stumbled on a shoe box while rifling my parents closet that had my birth certificate in it and man waz I pissed. Took ah while to work the truth out with the family tho'. Couldn't tell 'um I waz in that closet lookin' for more Indian head penny's to spend at the candy store