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Exactly!... I don't know what he's trying to pull. I have an original dealer order book somewhere on these, just gotta find it.
 
I debated but think this Imperial belongs here.

Hi I have a 1964 Chrysler imperial for sale my grandma had it sitting in garage since 1998 and finally wants to get rid of it to make space call for info
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1964 Chrysler imperial

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looking at drivers seat and it looks pretty good...hubcaps on seat are irkin me...possibly a diamond in the rough
 
tbm3fan said:
I debated but think this Imperial belongs here.
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Definitely a F-ing Idiot... Looks like it may be a good find and not a bad price. Hate to see the way they have the parts in potentially harmful places...
 
That door leaning on the car almost fits as a quarter Panel. ;)
 
Gotta have patina...
1962 Biscayne 2dr Sedan 350 V8 700R automatic transmission manual brakes manual steering. Original Twilight Turquoise paint on the exterior and Aqua interior.

The body has a few bumps and bruises along with a little rust most everywhere resulting in a awesome patina that has taken Mother Nature over 50 years to produce - however the old car has solid bones and a good frame with all new floor pans and a new center trunk pan.

The windshield and rear window are new and all other glass is intact windows roll up as they should. For the interior there are some cool Mexican blankets for seat covers - original seats are in fair/good condition. New carpet, new door panels, and new kick panels, but no headliner.

Most of the electric stuff works, lights, fuel gauge, brake lights, etc. Under the hood we have strong running SB 350 V8 that sounds great thru new dual exhaust backed by a smooth shifting 700r4 transmission stopping with new brakes on all four corners and sitting on bags - a new air ride bagged suspension system with a 4 switch controller.

Rolling on new staggered set of Boss 338 wheels 20x8 on the rear and 18x8 up front skinned with new low profile tires. Ol' Crusty sets up on the road an rides and drives great along with the stance of your choice with the air ride system its about as cool as its gets. . .

This is a very cool head turning, always gets the attention car. YES, it does have rust, dents, and paint chips.....but its supposed to!

Clean CA title and pink in hand, currently registered until 2017

Asking $12500 OBO - make a reasonable offer - open for possible trade for ? 1962 Chevy Biscayne Impala Patina Hot Rod
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Have to say when it comes to over the top pricing Impalas and the Caprice really take the cake. Too bad they tend to attract...

1. White one
Testing the waters with my 1985 chevy caprice it has 70xxx orginal miles everything on the lotor has been replaced with the time me owning it for the past two years everything new intake mew carb too much to name ive had all the breaks changed all the way around it has a coustom real lift kit no rubb at all it has 28 inch irocs on it in fair condition the cars a beauty it has coustom exuast ran for the 28s custom audio inside and outside the car smoked tail lights smogged and clean title in hand im asking 7000 firm not really interested in trades unless it has equal or better value or a convertable donk or cutlass , call me if you have questions my names junior numbers TwoZeroNine SixZeroSix OneZeroSixThree somone stole my keys recently out of my honda so im willing to put new locks and new ignition in the car if your serious and the transmition needs to be rebuilt so those are the only 2 cons of this car ive put over 16k in this car i just hada kid and dont have the time for it anymore
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2. Black one.
Mind you 1977-79 are classics and very hard to find. His is the best one out there.
Hi I'm selling my 1979 Caprice Classic. This Car has really nice Custom Rims with New 34 inch Hummer Tires New Brakes Wood Grain Steering Wheel. Over $15.000 has been invested into this car on Upgrades. All work on this car has been done by a Professional, not by a street mechanic.. Runs Excellent starts right up at the turn of the key. NO FLUIDS LEAKING. This car has a Custom Speaker Box that lights up green covered in Ostrich Material ported inside of the car. The Speakers and Amps cost $5000 alone with installation. Two Audio Bahn 15's in enclosed box 4 6x9's in the back window 8 inch Speakers on the doors all Sound Stream Two 6x9's in the front on the outside. New Interior, New Headliner and Carpet. Interior is Suede Ostrich and Leather. Fully Loaded Too Many Items to list This Car is a Real Show Stopper and Head Turner. 350 Motor has 66707 Original Miles. If you know Caprice Classics then you know 1977-1979 are very rare and hard to find in good condition. There's one on Craigslist for $5000 that is no where near as nice as mine. I am open to trades but don't insult my intelligence my price is Negotiable or Best Offer. $6500 obo Call or Text if Interested. Moving must sell.
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More illiterate CL posters:

96 suzuki saykyke sport

A true believer in phonics...not

96 suzuki saykyke sport
Automatic transmisión 4x4
Runs engine is nokeg
I asking $ 600 OBO
No title I have biocel

Interpretation:
1996 Suzuki Samurai Sport
Automatic Transmission, 4x4
Runs. Engine is (smoking)???
I am asking $600/OBO
No title. I have a bill of sale.

Example #2: Grand Marquis

2000-grand. marquee. chance of a life. time....

Ucant go wrong. With. A deal. Like this! Dont pass this opportunity. Up!
2000,4Door, great. Interior, new motor and. Trainee. Good. Tires. Great. Body. Ac /heater great, good. Gas mileage. ,please. Call. Chloe. show contact info
The only. Thing wrong. Is steering. Wheel. Have new parts to fixs it thats all u gotta. Do...1,000or best. Offer! !!

It appears the seller Chloe has a problem with her periods.
 
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