Thread for Craigslist morons

[1970cat]

could be a cuban rebuild

 

[65 500]

How many sellers say their engine was rebuilt so many miles ago. This seller say his 351 was rebuilt 2000 miles ago and then shows a picture of what looks like an untouched engine covered in oily buildup.

1969 Ford Mustang

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He could "rebuild" the motor, but he couldn't quite swing getting a wingnut for the air cleaner.

 

[tbm3fan]

I know I have never seen 30" rims. Only $18,000

1978 Delta 88 Oldsmobile

 

[The Horvaths]

I know I have never seen 30" rims. Only $18,000

1978 Delta 88 Oldsmobile
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New calipers on his new drum brakes? Nice!

 

[GJS]

New motor, transmission, brakes, suspension bla bla:
Need to sell in order to have a "more reliable car to commute" with...

????????????????????

 

[tbm3fan]

This is a worthwhile laugh...

1965 Chrysler 300 - $11000

Hi folks,

I am selling a 1965 Chrysler 300. This car only had 1 owner who recently passed. Below are a few highlights:

- 17k original miles
- single owner
- new tires
- runs great
- great original interior


The car does need a new front bumper and I don't have the time to swap it. It's a very easy fix.

If you have questions, feel free to call or text me at 510-453-8821 or email me at ronsoteloc@gmail.com.

No low ballers, and serious inquiries only.


Thanks,
Ron

 

[GJS]

This is a worthwhile laugh...

1965 Chrysler 300 - $11000

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Laugh/cry.

 

[commando1]

The car does need a new front bumper and I don't have the time to swap it. It's a very easy fix.

Yep. Just run down to Home Depot and pick up a 2x8 plank.

 

[commando1]

I'll just show it as I found it. Nothing more can be said.

 

[300rag]

This is a worthwhile laugh...

1965 Chrysler 300 - $11000

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That has to be 17K rode hard and put away wet miles.

 

[65 500]

Yep. Just run down to Home Depot and pick up a 2x8 plank.

I tried that once, but when I took it in to get it chromed the guy just laughed at me!

 

[67newport]

1962=63 Plymouth Valiant-
Red Convertible Mint - $25000
powerful V-6

1962=63 Plymouth Valiant Red Convertible Mint

 

[Dobalovr]

Apparently "Moron" in French is Smart Marketer....


Translated from da French version eh?

Beaucoup D'argent.....$18000???

Chrysler 300 1966 très bon état | voitures d'époque | Gaspésie | Kijiji

Vehicle that always works very well. Some addicts in the benches, painting and roofing. Comes with original spindle tires. Transmission to the floor. Original electric group, original 8-track radio (comes with some cassettes). For older car enthusiasts

Well at least you get a spare(s)

 

[commando1]

1959 Plymouth furry 2dr. Hardtop
1959 Plymouth furry 2dr. Hardtop

 

[GJS]

Def wort et. I meanz ets furry. Don bee a quitter.

 

[cantflip]

1959 Plymouth furry 2dr. Hardtop
1959 Plymouth furry 2dr. Hardtop

It was not the same without the text...

"59 Plymouth furry for sale. This car had thousands of dollars put into it towards auto body restoration at a professional shop. It was media blasted to bare metal, treated the rust, welded in new sheet metal and all body work is completed except the hood, trunk and one quitter panel. Car is complete with all glass, trim ,bumpers, interior ext. car does run and is in primer. Asking $9,000 but will take a serious offer. No emails please. Also I have before and after pictures on hand. Thanks La
rry show contact info"

La
rry seems to need keyboarding help, the rest is unfixable.

 

[commando1]

furry...
quitter panel...

We need to get rid of Common Core...

 

[commando1]

I typed in "mopar steering box". This is what I got.

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[commando1]

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[commando1]

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