Thread for Craigslist morons

[The Horvaths]

Dear god make it end!

 

[LocuMob]

Hope that guy doesn't type all that out each time he places an ad!

 

[Dobalovr]

Some SEO Specialist sold him a can't miss internet product...
AMHIK

 

[commando1]

Some SEO Specialist sold him a can't miss internet product...
AMHIK

All you need is two key words. Hemi Sex

 

[cantflip]

All you need is two key words. Hemi Sex

Nope... No Thanks... I am not falling for that search again...

 

[tbm3fan]

They put all that in and yet all I have to do is one click flag them...

 

[tbm3fan]

Self explanatory
Chrysler Monarch - $1500

Chrysler Monarch

 

[cantflip]

Self explanatory
Chrysler Monarch - $1500

Chrysler Monarch
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Really??? he couldn't find one clue anywhere as to the true origins of this car...

Looks nice as far as grenades go... but those cars are contraceptive devices AFAIAC

 

[commando1]

Self explanatory
Chrysler Monarch - $1500

Chrysler Monarch
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If I could reach through the screen right now and grab this guy by the neck...

 

[tbm3fan]

Really??? he couldn't find one clue anywhere as to the true origins of this car...

Looks nice as far as grenades go... but those cars are contraceptive devices AFAIAC

and here I am still looking for a Mercury 450 SEL 6.9. I figure if I bide my time I will eventually find one.

 

[commando1]

and here I am still looking for a Mercury 450 SEL 6.9. I figure if I bide my time I will eventually find one.

I think I found one...

 

[cantflip]

I think I found one...

Not even close...

 

[BigFury]

Stan, it's always nice to have options!

 

[commando1]

Not even close...

And it didn't fool anybody else back then either.
WTF were they thinking? Whoever pushed for that Pimpenada Versailles should have been fired.

 

[78Brougham]

I'm pretty sure they were! But not soon enough!

 

[tbm3fan]

To days ago no engine, yesterday no front bumper and today no rear suspension. Is he selling his car or one being stripped out back day by day.

FREE - MUST BE PICKED UP TODAY

1972 Mercury Marquis 429 No back fees at DMV, on non op.

HAS NO ENGINE, NO FRONT BUMPER

NO REAR SUSPENSION. MUST BE HAULED ON FLAT TRAILER OR TOW TRUCK.

NO REAR SUSPENSION

 

[tbm3fan]

Maybe it was a good thing Ford discontinued Mercury given that no one knew what a Mercury was
1977 Buick Regal - $750
1977 Buick Regal

 

[tbm3fan]

Seller psychology is sometimes a mystery

2014 Dodge Ram 5500 DUALLY 4X4 - $15500

2014 DODGE RAM 5500 DUALLY 4X4 RUNS AND DRIVES GREAT 6.7L DIESEL ENGINE 44 K MILES
Condition: Used
Mileage: 44 k miles
Exterior: White
Interior: Gray
Body: Pickup Truck
Transmission: Automatic
Engine: cummins diesel engines 6.7L Turbocharger

 

[GJS]

Seller psychology is sometimes a mystery

2014 Dodge Ram 5500 DUALLY 4X4 - $15500


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???

 

[GJS]

Maybe it was a good thing Ford discontinued Mercury given that no one knew what a Mercury was
1977 Buick Regal - $750
1977 Buick Regal
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Again with the extra effort taken to obscure the tags... right below where it clearly says "MERCURY".