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Spot the moronness...

2008 Ford Crown Victoria - Police Car - 110,000 miles - Take a look! - $6500 (Lawrenceville).jpg


Police Car - 2008 Ford Crown Victoria - 110,000 miles - Take a look!
 
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I am selling my 2008 Ford Crown Victoria with 110,000 miles for $6,500 or OBO. In great condition. The police car even still has the police interceptor chip in it (ie raised top speed, rev limiter, shift points, idle)! Clean title in hand.

Text for additional interior photos.


IG at atlantagamalestripper
 
It's a male stripper AD! :eek:

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Craigslist is a cesspool. Checkout your local housing > rooms & shares to see how many Sexual Predators are in your area.

One example:
$1 Free Room for Female

I am offering a room to an attractive female looking for a room. Must help with laundry, cleaning, etc. Please text XXX 463 022four

The worse are the ones requesting pictures.
 
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commando1 said:
Does it work?
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I guess for some...

"We would also like to keep our lifestyle, so we would like to find a nudist or open minded woman who will not freak out if we walk around with little or no clothing on.
You must have a reliable income and transportation. We will be picky, after all, it is our home. Please no religious fanatics. Smoking outside, as we have 3 covered porches. 420 is OK, but no other drugs."

"I am open minded ...
Divorced, unattached, with no living family, or children
First Email - your age? circumstances? photo? Or no response"

"looking for a gay or bi male roommate , i have a nicely furnished house , furnished bedroom freshly painted shared bath ,with a room open , all utilities included , net and cable included/ .leave your contact info and alittle about yourself and I will call u and send some pics , thanks"
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FREE PICS! Spammed all over CL, people were posting it's just a male prostitute ad.

Rooms available! (Orange City) (these 2 ain't shy)
Rooms available!

Then theres this one... :mob:
Housing and CamJob (Daytona beach)
Housing and CamJob


These Cam **** houses were a plague over in Orange & Hillsbourgh County years ago and even on the dslreports.com forum as the operator was having problems with bandwidth from all the cams. :icon_fU:

Female Only - It's All About You ! (Hernando / Pasco)
Ever consider a Sugar Daddy? I'm looking for a live in Sugar Baby with total freedom and no drama. Here's my ad.
Female Only - It's All About You !

Free room for the right girl , text me first , no emails please
48 , white , working , condo owner , college grad. , funny and fun is looking for friends with benefits with a female who would like free rent in exchange for the FWB relationship. Real ad , real guy .

Pic gets mine plus my phone number....please put FWB in subject line send a pic , and I'll send my pic and phone number.

Thank you , Larry


Saw another 'FWB' AD, had to google that, been out of the 'loop' I guess. :wideyed:


Then others no.

"I work, don't take up much room and am quiet. I smoke, but not in room.
Am 47 year old male, am NOT gay, feel I have to say that from previous replies. Would prefer female, not for any other reason, that it just seems to be a better click. I get no visitors, and would hope for the same."


This has been an ongoing plague in the city 'Sober Houses' :mob:

SEEKING SOBER HOUSE MANAGER POSITION (Daytona Beach)

Retired Addiction Counselor seeking a position in exchange for private room. I miss working in the field. I feel I still have a lot to offer affected by chemical dependency. Please contact Moose at

This one is totally lost :BangHead:

Large BRs Near HBS OPEN NOW... (daytona beach)

Large furnished bedrooms with hardwood floor, high ceiling, free wifi, cable ready. Safe and quiet neighborhood. Open now. Rent starts from $900. Sharing the apartment with clean, friendly, respective and responsible roommates. Eat-in kitchen with utensils, bathroom. Newly installed central a/c and tankless heating systems. Walking distance to HBS, BU, Boston Landing, New Balance headquarter and the new training facility for the Boston Bruins and Celtics. ...reply with your phone number.....
 
I think you're reading too much into most of the ads looking for roomies.
You never shared an apt/house/condo with other people?

FWB, not withstanding.
 
Moron posts a wanted ad in the for sale section.

Build A Motor For Me ? - $1234 (Knoxville)
Build A Motor For Me ?

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I have a 1971 Model Chrysler 400 Big Block I want to do a mild build on. This is a special motor only produced in 1971 and is the only block to have a larger cylinders than a 440. It was mid year between emission control and was used only this year to get ready for the emissions of 1972 but, the block was produced so Chrysler went ahead and installed them in 71 with the other heads until the emission controlled heads were ready in 72. There's a lot of Horsepower that can be easily gotten out of this motor. Hot Rod Magazine built one because of its rarity. I have the article.

Finished product specs are..

I want 450-500 Horsepower on pump gas. Decisions can be discussed for whatever reasons of a different build such as "Well, we can get 425 HP for $1500 less. We'll see what happens when we talk.

I don't want to have to run a stall converter so no radical cams. Mallory ignition most likely. May consider Alum heads but would like to stay with the factory.

Im not looking for a short block build. Im looking for a compete build. I hear it run before paying the balance. Either on a stand or in the car. The car. The car is a 1968 Plymouth fury 3 Convertible. Large body style so looking for a heavy torque build. That's the reason for the big block. Car has the orig 318 now and drives great so no hurry either.

Paul ..... show contact info ...... And don't text me. Look at the car .... I'm old school. Lol

post id: 6444184908 posted: a day ago updated: a day ago



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68PK21 440.6bbl said:
Moron posts a wanted ad in the for sale section.

Build A Motor For Me ? - $1234 (Knoxville)
Build A Motor For Me ?

View attachment 160074

I have a 1971 Model Chrysler 400 Big Block I want to do a mild build on. This is a special motor only produced in 1971 and is the only block to have a larger cylinders than a 440. It was mid year between emission control and was used only this year to get ready for the emissions of 1972 but, the block was produced so Chrysler went ahead and installed them in 71 with the other heads until the emission controlled heads were ready in 72. There's a lot of Horsepower that can be easily gotten out of this motor. Hot Rod Magazine built one because of its rarity. I have the article.

Finished product specs are..

I want 450-500 Horsepower on pump gas. Decisions can be discussed for whatever reasons of a different build such as "Well, we can get 425 HP for $1500 less. We'll see what happens when we talk.

I don't want to have to run a stall converter so no radical cams. Mallory ignition most likely. May consider Alum heads but would like to stay with the factory.

Im not looking for a short block build. Im looking for a compete build. I hear it run before paying the balance. Either on a stand or in the car. The car. The car is a 1968 Plymouth fury 3 Convertible. Large body style so looking for a heavy torque build. That's the reason for the big block. Car has the orig 318 now and drives great so no hurry either.

Paul ..... show contact info ...... And don't text me. Look at the car .... I'm old school. Lol

post id: 6444184908 posted: a day ago updated: a day ago



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That is sooooooo embarrassing.
 
68PK21 440.6bbl said:
Moron posts a wanted ad in the for sale section.

Build A Motor For Me ? - $1234 (Knoxville)
Build A Motor For Me ?

View attachment 160074

I have a 1971 Model Chrysler 400 Big Block I want to do a mild build on. This is a special motor only produced in 1971 and is the only block to have a larger cylinders than a 440. It was mid year between emission control and was used only this year to get ready for the emissions of 1972 but, the block was produced so Chrysler went ahead and installed them in 71 with the other heads until the emission controlled heads were ready in 72. There's a lot of Horsepower that can be easily gotten out of this motor. Hot Rod Magazine built one because of its rarity. I have the article.

Finished product specs are..

I want 450-500 Horsepower on pump gas. Decisions can be discussed for whatever reasons of a different build such as "Well, we can get 425 HP for $1500 less. We'll see what happens when we talk.

I don't want to have to run a stall converter so no radical cams. Mallory ignition most likely. May consider Alum heads but would like to stay with the factory.

Im not looking for a short block build. Im looking for a compete build. I hear it run before paying the balance. Either on a stand or in the car. The car. The car is a 1968 Plymouth fury 3 Convertible. Large body style so looking for a heavy torque build. That's the reason for the big block. Car has the orig 318 now and drives great so no hurry either.

Paul ..... show contact info ...... And don't text me. Look at the car .... I'm old school. Lol

post id: 6444184908 posted: a day ago updated: a day ago



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He's BAAAAAACK!
knoxville > for sale > cars & trucks - by owner
Rod Run & Swap Meet @ The Tire Store - $1 (Knoxville)
Rod Run & Swap Meet @ The Tire Store

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Bring your hot rod or classic car or boat.

Sponsored by The Tire Store

& MAD EAGLE MARINE

The first Saturday every month beginning in February 4PM

Free Cokes, Coffee, & Hot Chocolate

No Alcohol Family Atmosphere so bring the kids too !

The Tire Store ....

MAD EAGLE MARINE .... 865-630-BOAT

3204 John Sevier Hwy

1 mile from Alcoa Hwy by Weigels


post id: 6451022914 posted: 4 days ago updated: 15 minutes ago


or boat?

:rofl:
 
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