Thread for Craigslist morons

Another one...
Micky'D's Happy Meals for the homeless... how nice!

***1967 Plymouth GTX Convertible with 440 **Private Inheritance Car - $35000 (New York Metro)
***1967 Plymouth GTX Convertible with 440 **Private Inheritance Car

Opportunity to own a heritage car that can be your heirloom and treasure car when restored.
Left to my client in Arizona from his uncles' estate. The uncle paid $34000 for the car several years ago.
The NADA guide says up to $45k and $80K when restored.
Current Situation: A Canadian buyer has made an unaccepted offer on the car in a package deal. I am making a waiting list of serious buyers. I prefer you come out here on a private preview or send a nearby relative or friend. There is a preview fee and once the list is closed welcome to establish a purchase option to take the car off the market.
Update: Canadian buyers are out. Client taking the GTX out of storage to refresh. Making a special interest list of buyers offering $35k and over for the car. I have one picture now and will send complete details when ready. Please serious buyers call in for a consultation.
This is a once in a lifetime deal and one will make more money on this car in five years than working on any job.
Also available from the collection.
1971 GTX Coupe 440-sale pending
1968 Dodge Dart GTS with 340 double barrel.
1965 Plymouth Barracuda
1968 Plymouth Sport Fury Convertible.
1965 Plymouth Belvedere Sedan
1967 Plymouth VIP 2 door sport fury
1965 Plymouth Satelite 2 door hard-top with floor shift. (pre-dates the gtx models).
1974 Plymouth Duster with 440.
Call Jerry *6*0*2*3*2*0*5*9*8*7 for consultation. All pics are on cell phone ready to send out.
Nationwide purchase and delivery options.
Third party classic car financing and insurance is always available.
I prefer this car stay with an American owner. The Russians, Saudi's and Australians have made millions of dollars of profit from my cars the last 30 years and I am buying happy meals for homeless people at McDonald's every time I walk in there.
Hope your one of the next owners.

post id: 6453779260 posted: a day ago updated: about 14 hours ago

Bet'cha this post is his also

***Private Showing ** 1971 GTX Coupe with 440 Engine***
2018-01-05 tucson.craigslist.org > cars & trucks - by owner
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aaaayup "preview fee" that be flag-able!
 
Yea gotta love it. (my edit)
The Russians, Saudi's and Australians have made millions of dollars of profit from my cars the last 30 years and I am still eating with the homeless people at McDonald's.

:rofl:
 
Another one...
Micky'D's Happy Meals for the homeless... how nice!

***1967 Plymouth GTX Convertible with 440 **Private Inheritance Car - $35000 (New York Metro)
***1967 Plymouth GTX Convertible with 440 **Private Inheritance Car

Opportunity to own a heritage car that can be your heirloom and treasure car when restored.
Left to my client in Arizona from his uncles' estate. The uncle paid $34000 for the car several years ago.
The NADA guide says up to $45k and $80K when restored.
Current Situation: A Canadian buyer has made an unaccepted offer on the car in a package deal. I am making a waiting list of serious buyers. I prefer you come out here on a private preview or send a nearby relative or friend. There is a preview fee and once the list is closed welcome to establish a purchase option to take the car off the market.
Update: Canadian buyers are out. Client taking the GTX out of storage to refresh. Making a special interest list of buyers offering $35k and over for the car. I have one picture now and will send complete details when ready. Please serious buyers call in for a consultation.
This is a once in a lifetime deal and one will make more money on this car in five years than working on any job.
Also available from the collection.
1971 GTX Coupe 440-sale pending
1968 Dodge Dart GTS with 340 double barrel.
1965 Plymouth Barracuda
1968 Plymouth Sport Fury Convertible.
1965 Plymouth Belvedere Sedan
1967 Plymouth VIP 2 door sport fury
1965 Plymouth Satelite 2 door hard-top with floor shift. (pre-dates the gtx models).
1974 Plymouth Duster with 440.
Call Jerry *6*0*2*3*2*0*5*9*8*7 for consultation. All pics are on cell phone ready to send out.
Nationwide purchase and delivery options.
Third party classic car financing and insurance is always available.
I prefer this car stay with an American owner. The Russians, Saudi's and Australians have made millions of dollars of profit from my cars the last 30 years and I am buying happy meals for homeless people at McDonald's every time I walk in there.
Hope your one of the next owners.

post id: 6453779260 posted: a day ago updated: about 14 hours ago

Bet'cha this post is his also

***Private Showing ** 1971 GTX Coupe with 440 Engine***
2018-01-05 tucson.craigslist.org > cars & trucks - by owner
This posting has been flagged for removal. [?]

aaaayup "preview fee" that be flag-able!

For a while now, I've been trying to figure out what this guy is all about. WTF is a "Private Inheritance Car" and what is it with the: " I prefer you come out here on a private preview or send a nearby relative or friend. There is a preview fee. . . " and what does it mean "to establish a purchase option to take the car off the market."

If I didn't know that this guy is from NY, I would swear he is a Nigerian.
 
For a while now, I've been trying to figure out what this guy is all about. WTF is a "Private Inheritance Car" and what is it with the: " I prefer you come out here on a private preview or send a nearby relative or friend. There is a preview fee. . . " and what does it mean "to establish a purchase option to take the car off the market."

If I didn't know that this guy is from NY, I would swear he is a Nigerian.

Plenty of Nigerians now in Yew Nork... Sanctuary City and all TYVM.
I just had about a hour and a half of fun feeking with some Indian up in NYC when this popped up while weeding out old favorites the other day. Wasted about an hour of his day and he even called my burner phone# back to berate me! LOL

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If I didn't know that this guy is from NY, I would swear he is a Nigerian.
I did some serious Googling.
Everything adds up to be a scam.
The phone # is listed to a Phoenix auto repair shop. Further Googling shows that the name listed to the address of the # is shady.
 
Plenty of Nigerians now in Yew Nork... Sanctuary City and all TYVM.
I just had about a hour and a half of fun feeking with some Indian up in NYC when this popped up while weeding out old favorites the other day. Wasted about an hour of his day and he even called my burner phone# back to berate me! LOL

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Wait a minute! The guy IS a Nigerian, and he is really just trying to collect "preview fees."
 
C'mon Stan step up and call this idiot.. You're the old man with a hat here. I'm dying to hear you put this guy in his place like only you could!
STAN...STAN...STAN.....
 
why waste your time a lot of pics a big description when 1 picture could do it.

1982 jeep j4000

1982 jeep j4000 - $3000

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1982 jeep j4000
 
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Well it seems sufficient enough for me to make a decision on this one.
 
Hey it's foggy out, so a very good contrast to my BLACK car!

1968 polara

1968 polara - $3000 (Copperas cove tx)

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Ooooooo... it's soooo spooky I'll post them twice!

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Has title

post id: 6459733536 posted: 3 days ago


AAAYUP sure dez and it's MORON!
 
Weekend Cruiser

Weekend cruiser

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Hey mate at least put some effort in it, 1 screw to fix the armrest! I know it's a big philipshead but ACE hardware will have it!
A/C works? Then why are the vents in that position? Blows hot my guess.
 
Was going to post this in the C Body for sale thread until I saw the last picture. I knew he rated after that. The car itself is a piece of "______" on which he spent a ton of money on the engine. At the very least he could have picked a better bourbon.

1968 plymouyh fury 3

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