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[67newport]

BEWARE Zr2 Chevy blazer 5 speed - $3000

BEWARE Zr2 Chevy blazer 5 speed

Frame and cab are junk. Do not believe " no problems wat so ever" in this post. The FRAME IS CRACKED NEARLY IN HALF behind the right lower control arm. Most of the BODY MOUNTS ARE GONE, has a 2" body lift and most of the pucks are pushed completely through the rusted mounts and no longer attached, just sitting on the floor pans. As a bonus the tires are bald. It is not safe for the road (probably not trails either). Feel free to confirm this yourself, I just don't want to see anyone waste their time or money without knowing exactly what issues this blazer has
(I owned it for over 10 years and beat the f*ck out of it, I four wheeled it, hit a deer with it (why it has jimmy fenders) and had it airborn more times than the general lee. It is a good parts vehicle but nothing more. I sold it about a year ago giving the new owner full knowledge of it's condition for $1000. Pic 4 is just before I removed the roof rack and cowl hood and sold it)

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Runs and drives great clean Texas title has minor front end damage and is missing a headlight from hitting a deer good work vehicle I need to sell ASAP because I am leaving the state

I need to sell ASAP because I am fleeing the state (corrected)

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Gotta love this on the mini Blazer "airborn more times than the general lee"

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Think we've seen this one before in the Louisiana area.

Looks to have been painted spit shined up. Jacked up too, with a jacked up price!

 

[rapidtrans]

1976 Cordova - $5000

1976 Cordova
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1976 Cordova 400 automatic automatic with a/c Dual exhaust lots of aftermarket parts on the motor 95,000 Miles 19 years in Storage $5,000 or part trade

Ricardo Montalban just shakes his head!

 

[commando1]

Today's WTF:

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Be sure to click ♥ best of [?] on that one!

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Another one, I've heard about that Spring Hill area.

ELECTRICIAN LOOKING FOR WORK (spring hill)
ELECTRICIAN LOOKING FOR WORK

Hi i just moved to the area and i m looking for electrical work .I have worked on residential and commercial jobs up in New York for the past 9 years. If you have work please contact me i m drug free willing to take any test never been arrested i am a 45 year old adult just trying to do the right thing my name is Gerry . I do not hold an electrical license i worked under bosses license in New York.

Electrician + New York for the past 9 years + I do not hold an electrical license = LOSER!

 

[cantflip]

Another one, I've heard about that Spring Hill area.

ELECTRICIAN LOOKING FOR WORK (spring hill)
ELECTRICIAN LOOKING FOR WORK

Hi i just moved to the area and i m looking for electrical work .I have worked on residential and commercial jobs up in New York for the past 9 years. If you have work please contact me i m drug free willing to take any test never been arrested i am a 45 year old adult just trying to do the right thing my name is Gerry . I do not hold an electrical license i worked under bosses license in New York.

Electrician + New York for the past 9 years + I do not hold an electrical license = LOSER!

I don't disagree with you... it always seemed like a lack of ambition to me when someone was putting int the time, but not getting themselves credentialed. I wonder if he was working as day labor?

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

"I won't answer to many questions as I'm busy with life."

Here: 67 Fury Sport Convertible - $5800
67 Fury Sport Convertible

Here's a question: How much without the STUPID WHEELS & TIRES!!!???

 

[tbm3fan]

"I won't answer to many questions as I'm busy with life."

Oh, the possibilities with that line are endless...

 

[tbm3fan]

What an idiot. About the only thing he gets right is 1965 F100

Classic Ford F100 1/2 ton pickup truck
Automatic transmission
352 Y block/V8 engine
Independent front suspension
Positraction rear end
New tires
$5,000.00 OBO

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

"Decided to set my Harley on fire over the weekend"

Sportster 883 (Racine)
Sportster 883

Decided to set my Harley on fire over the weekend come pull parts off the bike for cheap or let me know in advance and I'll pull them off myself


post id: 6542800653 posted: about 22 hours ago


aaaaYup they really got some bright ones up thar!

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[67newport]

Project Mopar... 1964 Valiant V200 Original 273 4spd - $6500
Project Mopar... 1964 Valiant V200 Original 273 4spd

I've decided to move on from restoring this Valiant.

Found this car 47 years ago parked in an open face block garage. I finally was able to purchase it 14yrs now.

I am the 2nd owner.

The original owner, Henry ordered it in 63 took delivery in spring 64.. drove it daily and raced it on the weekends. He then decided to make the Valiant track only. The engine was altered for drag racing... not sure to what extent internally, but I know it has a mechanical cam, a deep sump oil pan and had fenderwell headers at one point. I've not tried to start the engine nor would I suggest that... it's been silently for 47yrs!

The body is practically 98% rust free, the interior is original and together. The heater box was removed when he decided to race the car full time, but I have it stored in the trunk along with a box of interior pieces.

The Valiant still has pie crust slicks bolted on from when it was parked 47yrs ago. The car was a regular winner at Pacemakers in Mt. Vernon and most frequently at National Trail Raceway, there are several winner sticker remaining on the passenger qtr glass. Henry told me many more winner stickers were present at one time, but National Trails officials ordered him to removed the rest because they were obscuring their view from the tower side!!

It's a survivor, basically untouched.... just raced and then parked!

Pictures were taken at the time of installing 1973 OEM front disc brakes to get it rolling again... DONE!

The pice is $6500, not a penny less! You'll not find a more rust free car of this age especially in this region!

This original V200 Valiant with a solid body isn't an everyday find! I have the original Certicard to prove it's an authentic 273 4spd car !!

You either appreciate what it is and the price or you don't. I'm not interested in debating its sale nor care to hear an opinion of it value... I know it's value, I'm not selling it for less! Best case scenario... I'll keep it and have an awesome MOPAR to enjoy!

I'm NOT desperate to sell it, truthfully... I may not if I think about it long enough.

Call 614-209-NICK (6425)

Below listed are NOT for sale, NOT for discussion or for negotiating a better purchase! Only AFTER the Valiant's sale will I sell them!!
Im only mentioned these items as a heads up convenience since I bought or built them for the Valiant! Whomever buys the Valiant will have first dibs!

A) a few miscellaneous body/trim items.... $400

B) ENGINE: 408 650 hp, pump gas
16k Invested
• 360 block; decked, line honed, deburred, screened off
• Internally balanced Hemi flanged Mopar 4" forged steel crank/SBC rod journal, ATI balancer
• Eagle .250 long H beam rods/Chevy wrist pin
• JE pistons/23cc dish
• W2 fully ported heads w/Harland sharp split rockers, special order CompCam Pro magnum push rods
• .125 Comtec MLS head gaskets (9.8 cr)
• .630 Roller cam
• Miledon gear drive
• Steph aluminum oil pan
• Holley Strip Dominator ported intake
• Mopar performance aluminum VC
• MSD distributor
• ARP Head/Main studs and other stainless fasteners
• 3hp mini starter........... $9500

C) Hedman Hustler W2 Head / A body fenderwell headers......... $600

D) Billet steel flywheel/ Borg & Beck clutch... $400

E) DANA 60 housing (truck)
Large drum brakes (Hemi Cuda)
35 spline posi (bolted)
410 gear... $800

These items will be listed for sale AFTER the Valiant is sold... NOT BEFORE!

Have a good day...

 

[rapidtrans]

Have a good day!

 

[detmatt]

I’m not a fan of these but I see where this one might be special so tell me why this one qualifies for the moron list?

 

[dieseldazzle]

I’m not a fan of these but I see where this one might be special so tell me why this one qualifies for the moron list?

Im not sure why it qualifies for a craigslist moron? Harsh crowd or did I miss something?

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Im not sure why it qualifies for a craigslist moron? Harsh crowd or did I miss something?

Only thing I can see is;
"The body is practically 98% rust free:"

Is this 2% worth? (me thinks more is lurking)

 

[commando1]

Is this 2% worth? (me thinks more is lurking)

When the spare tire well is clean and dry on an A-body, you call the car 98% rust free

 

[dieseldazzle]

When the spare tire well is clean and dry on an A-body, you call the car 98% rust free

Yes but depending on where you are from or live that rust can be little or minimum.

What I consider rusty others consider rust free lol.