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1966 IMPERIAL
I'm putting myself out there as the potential moron for not getting this ad...which photo is the car he's selling?:confused:
Is the first photo what it could be?
 
This guy is kinda dark...like Christopher Walken dark.:wtf:


68 Cadillac Anti-Life Mobile ( Hearse )

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"If you absolutely NEED this grotesque blight to bring down property values in your neighborhood"

Doc it's got your name written all over that! Look gud on'na yer grass!

:rofl::rofl:
 
Just came across this bright one, maybe a jem for cheep thou... think positive!

title in hand - $500
title in hand

1985 chrysler fifth Ave.
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

Classic mopar power.
1985 chrysler fifth Ave. Strong 360 with no leaks of any fluids.
Cars in descent shape for 33yrs. Old.. Clean title in hand.

post id: 6551879003 posted: 2018-04-04 12:23pm
 
I asked for a picture. If it was anywhere close I'd be all over it, this is my price range.
 
Just needs a freeze plug, a couple of dollars, and a driver's fender from Pick n Pull.

Yep the plug costs $4 to buy but the fender won't be found anywhere in a Northern California Pick n Pull, not ever.

I have a good car for sale registration is current, pink slip in hand, the engine is excellent has a new tune up, it just needs a new freeze plug which is only about a few bucks and it has an electrical short that needs to be fixed and it needs a new quarter pannel that you can find at pick n pull. Other than that its still a great car, not bad for $1000 or best offer call today!
1000 obo chrysler fifth avenue

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If serious,this just might take Barrett Jackson syndrome to a whole new level:

1971 Classic Pymouth Duster

1971ClassicPymouthDuster - $3000000 (Redlands)

1971 classic Plymouth Duster- a dream of a car! Original white paint job plus black stripe, original duster symbol, and duster names on side of car are in excellent condition. New V8 engine, tires, brakes, heater core, and carburetor. Original upholstery and duster names on inside of doors and backseat. Original dashboard and 8-track tape player. All repairs done to the Duster are on file. 114,463 original miles, Originl owner. This is a gem. Asking 3 million. WILL NOT RESPOND TO EMAIL, Call Valerie at

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Just came across this bright one, maybe a jem for cheep thou... think positive!

title in hand - $500
title in hand

1985 chrysler fifth Ave.
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

Classic mopar power.
1985 chrysler fifth Ave. Strong 360 with no leaks of any fluids.
Cars in descent shape for 33yrs. Old.. Clean title in hand.

post id: 6551879003 posted: 2018-04-04 12:23pm
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Steering is broke where the tilt connects to the column. That's the only issue the seller mentioned.
 
NOT MINE!!!... Think we've seen this tarp before!

1971 Plymouth Fury CLASSIC *NICE* - $6500
1971 Plymouth Fury CLASSIC *NICE*

VIN: 1F253873
odometer: 110000
title status: clean

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Very Clean Classic Plymouth Fury
Four Door
Ready to Drive and Show

post id: 6562210825 posted: 2018-04-15 8:19pm updated: 2018-04-15 8:20pm
 
Doubt his neighbor cares as it's a by dealer ad. Has many other ads let me guess what this one is,

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Ummmmmm, it's getting hotter 'round here could it be the Fire Chief's Car?

If this was a four speed 396 and Red it would be a perfect match for a friends car in 1968!

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