Thread for Craigslist morons

[tbm3fan]

Wait, my parakeet says more...

car

buick car

 

[70NEWYORKER]

Wait, my parakeet says more...

car



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Decoded VIN:


Make:BUICK

Manufacturer Name:GENERAL MOTORS LLC

Model:Skylark

Model Year:1989

Plant City:Lansing - North Plant

Trim:Custom

Vehicle TypeASSENGER CAR

Plant Country:United States (USA)

Plant Company Name:NA- LAD (Oldsmobile)

Plant State:Michigan

Body Class:Sedan/Saloon

Doors:4

Engine Number of Cylinders:4

Displacement (CC):2500.0

Displacement (CI):152.55936023683

Displacement (L):2.5

Fuel Type - Primary:Gasoline

Engine Configuration:In-Line

Fuel Delivery / Fuel Injection Type:Throttle Body Fuel Injection (TBI)

Engine Manufacturer:CPC

Seat Belts Type:Automatic

If the mileage is true this would make a nice cheap daily beater.

 

[tbm3fan]

Now flagged

 

[Polara_500]

And another one......
Project or parts car

 

[tbm3fan]

Be the first on your block to own this unique vehicle.

1941 GMC - RAT ROD ! ~ runs perfect! ~ MUST SEE - $11500

Up for sale is my 1941 GMC pickup Ratrod. Must See

Engine was turned recently and starts perfect every time. Even after sitting for weeks

Chopped
Air bags in the rear. Will sit on the ground. has onboard air compressor
Dually
Brakes will lock up the rear tires. (no front brakes)
Amazing Sounding
Windows all work (no rear window, side windows were never cut to fit the chop)
Lights all work
Steering is good for a rat

Needs nothing!

 

[tbm3fan]

another one and if one believes this guy he spent $10,200 on an engine rebuild and other parts.

Forgot the link for those interested buyers
1953 HUDSON RAT ROD

1953 HUDSON RAT ROD - $3650
350 CHEVY BLUE PRINTED AND BALANCED (cost was $6000+)
TURBO 350 TRANS with street race converter (cost was $2000+)
CAMARO SUBFRAME
DISC BRAKES
DROP AXLES
CAMARO REAR
AIR BAGS AND ALL CONTROLS NEW IN BOX (cost was $2200+)
SOME SPARES
BRAKES LINES AND DRIVESHAFT NOT INSTALLED
RUNS
SORRY NO TRADES
MAKING ROOM FOR NEW RACECAR

 

[67newport]

Monte Carlo 1970 12,000 - $12000 (Beaver falls)
i guess you would consider this a moron

Monte Carlo 1970 12,000

All restored
No rust
Digital dash

 

[cantflip]

Monte Carlo 1970 12,000 - $12000 (Beaver falls)
i guess you would consider this a moron

Monte Carlo 1970 12,000

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All restored
No rust
Digital dash

The wheels are a giveaway...

 

[shooter65]

When did "Restored" become the most misused word in the car culture. I can say with absolute certainty that 70 Monty Carlos did NOT come with those wheels.

 

[67newport]

or a digital dash

 

[commando1]

I had to write to him. I couldn't help myself....

 

[cantflip]

I had to write to him. I couldn't help myself....

We look forward to the reply...

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

NOT MINE!!!... OK guys decode this!!!

Mopar muscle car 1965 Plymouth fury convertible big block numbers matc - $4750 (Knox tn)

Mopar muscle car 1965 Plymouth fury convertible big block numbers matc

Ahh let's include the silly text too!

Jesus loves you ! Too many projects for me to fix. So here's your chance to own a matching numbers big block mopar muscle project car for under 5 k ! This will need a total restoration, it has clean tn title ,fender tag in photo, 383 super commando steel crank, hi- performance exhaust manifolds four barrel carb and intake. Has four speed clutch and brake pedals in car, someone was going to straight drive the car, not me.All pulleys , brackets, etc,power steering , manual brakes, power convertible top, top frame fair top motor runs but cylinders need replaced, this car needs full floor pans trunk pans, and lots of work, engine not running, 727 auto transmission in trunk has 8 3/4 rear end 741 case appears to be posi set but have not ever been pulled probably 3.55 gear set, unverified. Looks to have most of original paint it sat in the barn for a long time, all convertible trim stainless looks great, firewall looks good , rails appear ok . Car sold as is where is, must be towed. If you have 55 k and want a all matching 68 Plymouth convertible with all matching numbers and all original pans , that is ready to go I've got that too. If not ,then here is an affordable project car, that you can build at your leisure or do you need some nice parts for your convertible ? .Thanks for looking! Have a blessed day ! Please no texts or emails calls only. 865-742-71three nine I will call you back, and answer your questions, tell your friends about this car, this fury will make a beautiful car, rat rod, project or parts car!

post id: 6578767127 posted: 2018-05-03 12:46pm updated: 2018-05-04 9:41am

 

[73Coupe]

Sitting outside with no top for decades. Good luck!

 

[commando1]

Jesus loves you !

 

[shooter65]

What is the seller smoking.....

 

[shooter65]

Fully loaded Chrysler 300m 2002

Fully loaded Chrysler 300m 2002 - $4500

Great running car just have to many



Yes, that's right, that's the entire ad.

 

[commando1]

Yes, that's right, that's the entire ad.

I had to send him an email, too...

 

[commando1]

And this guy...

 

[shooter65]

I didn't know John Pawson sold cars through CL.