Thread for Craigslist morons

[67newport]

not a craigslist ad but still a moron for what he is asking
1978 Lincoln Continental $21,900 - Haggle Me

 

[rapidtrans]

At that price it would have to be the “Deuce’s” personal ride.

 

[cantflip]

not a craigslist ad but still a moron for what he is asking
1978 Lincoln Continental $21,900 - Haggle Me
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Was going to offer a pkg of ball parks and a sixer... but he didn't post fuel economy info

 

[1970cat]

the more you go on that site, the worse it gets
1972 Plymouth Barracuda $8,500 - Haggle Me

$8,500
LIST PRICE
1972 Plymouth Barracuda 2-door hardtop. This is a really cool car. It originally came with a 318 V8 “LA” engine and auto transmission, but is now a roller. As the photos show, this vehicle comes with a ton of extra parts. It comes with frame rails, a trunk pan, a spoiler, inner wheel wells, and lots of other misc parts. All put together this will be a show-stopper.

 

[67newport]

1966 Chrysler Newport $31,000 - Haggle Me

what kind of haggling is there at prices like this
$31,000

1966 Chrysler Newport Hardtop. One of a kind 60s style kustom that has been gone through front to back with less than 1000 miles on the new build Completely new interior, new chrome reverse supreme wheels wrapped in American classic whitewall tires new exhaust front to back ending with true bellflower tips. The exterior consists of a custom metallic matte finish and tons of flake and custom work on the roof complete with candies and even lace work. This car needs nothing and will cruise all day at 80mph.

 

[67newport]

All Inventory - Haggle Me

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

All put together this will be a show-stopper.

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[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Damn, since were morphing outside the CL realm, I just saw a gud one on FaceBozo.
I'll see if I can screenshot it, it was a long 'maro one, may have to do a 2 parter.
That's OK as the AD stated 'NOT WELDED TOGETHER' (or something like that).


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[68PK21 440.6bbl]

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[T-revorNobody]

Not on CL but....

 

[LocuMob]

Not on CL but....
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Judging by the location, he must have the really good ****!

 

[shooter65]

I don't even know what to say about this ad. It speaks??? for itself. Yes, this is the entire ad, no pics, nothing.

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/atq/d/charleroi-must-sell/7217610093.html

Must Sell! - $1,000 (Charleroi)

© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
condition: excellent
make / manufacturer: AMC/Chrysler
model name / number: Eagle
size / dimensions: Mid Sized 4 door Sedan

Very clean older car. No significant Problems. Runs Great! For serious buyer - will travel reasonable distance to show and test drive. Further distances will meet you half way! Worth $1000, but will sell w/in 1 week to best offer!

 

[71Newp]

As a testament to his bona fides, he has the air cleaner cover turned upside-down... Classic!!

 

[70bigblockdodge]

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As a testament to his bona fides, he has the air cleaner cover turned upside-down... Classic!!

No kids of recent years will ever get to experience that thrill of turning the lid over on mom or dad's car when you got to take it out on a weekend night.

 

[rapidtrans]

Made a four barrel sound cool.
First thing I would do with a car whether a slant six or 318.

 

[rapidtrans]

No kids of recent years will ever get to experience that thrill of turning the lid over on mom or dad's car when you got to take it out on a weekend night.

Couple of the nieces husbands have trouble finding the hood release!

 

[71Newp]

Went for a little drive in the Cordoba today... I turned the air cleaner lid upside down before I left. Not much fun in a 360 2-bbl smog motor

 

[King Hooter]

It must be that special super rare tie dye roof treatment.

 

[71Newp]

More like the "...fried and died..." roof treatment!

 

[70bigblockdodge]

Couple of the nieces husbands have trouble finding the hood release!

Wow!