Thread for Craigslist morons

[rapidtrans]

Wow!

Yeah I know. They offer to help bring the dock in then they just stared at the socket wrench I handed them cluelessly.

 

[Dan Scully]

Like new condition rust free S Cal truck - $21,995 (Laguna Beach) Low rate financing is available with rates as low as 3.5% APR with approved credit. You can apply directly on our website (www.lagunaclassiccars.com) by clicking on the "Financing" tab. We can also arrange delivery to almost anywhere.

 

[GJS]

Like new condition rust free S Cal truck - $21,995 (Laguna Beach) Low rate financing is available with rates as low as 3.5% APR with approved credit. You can apply directly on our website (www.lagunaclassiccars.com) by clicking on the "Financing" tab. We can also arrange delivery to almost anywhere. View attachment 414341 View attachment 414341

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I guess people have a lot of love for stranger stuff but ... Man, that seems like a stretch.

 

[rapidtrans]

That’s the size pick-up the new Ranger and Dakota should be. You can actually reach over the sides of the bed. My brother used these for his business till he couldn’t find them anymore. He always laughed at guys on jobsites that had to climb into the bed evrytime he needed a tool or supplies.

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

not a craigslist ad but still a moron for what he is asking
1978 Lincoln Continental $21,900 - Haggle Me
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Hey it has zero miles!

Mileage and Type
Mileage 0


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[68PK21 440.6bbl]

Crime Rims?
I'm straining my brain trying to think of something witty to say about this one, it's a toss up on a multiple choice with a "All of The Above".
Over to you Ladies & Gents.

1978 Plymouth Fury with 24 crime rims - $2,200

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[rapidtrans]

OK i’ll bite.
Kudos to the photographer!

 

[shooter65]

"...Engine runs good with up keep..." so does this mean refill the oil at every refuel stop?

 

[T-revorNobody]

Again not on CL but...

 

[67newport]

not mine
https://wheeling.craigslist.org/ctd/d/valley-grove-1974-ford-f250-4x4-highboy/7234621123.html
1974 Ford F250 4x4 Highboy - $30,000 (Valley Grove)

this truck only has 7100 original miles on it. It belonged to a fire dept near Harrisburg Pa. It has a 360 engine and automatic transmission. It is not perfect because it was used as a fire truck, there are antenna holes on the cowl and roof and some holes drilled in the dash.
I am open to reasonable offers.

 

[T-revorNobody]

This Bullshit...same car..posted 31 TIMES!

 

[stubs300]

This Bullshit...same car..posted 31 TIMES!
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Have or did you report? If not, why not?

 

[T-revorNobody]

Have or did you report? If not, why not?

I haven't as Facebook Marketplace is not available to me as I'm not 18 yet....so I can't report it on my account sadly..

 

[stubs300]

I haven't as Facebook Marketplace is not available to me as I'm not 18 yet....so I can't report it on my account sadly..

It figures Fuckerberg would do something like that!

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

This Bullshit...same car..posted 31 TIMES!
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Typical CL day of searching in the more urban areas. SPAM SPAM SPAM

 

[stubs300]

https://kansascity.craigslist.org/pts/d/lenexa-mopar-parts-storage-clearing/7228589091.html

 

[67newport]

1970 Chevrolet Impala
$7,000

1970 Chevy Impala 4 door. 67,000 Miles, Built up 350 engine with 410 HP capability. Have 2 new headlights that go with it

 

[bluefury361]

7K....? Must be some special head lights.

 

[T-revorNobody]

That Description....it's a waste of space and words...it would've been as useful to a buyer if it was blank...
it looks like a decent enough car and I hope it finds a new home...
I'll put the link..for anyone who's interested...

1963 Chrysler New Yorker 4dr Hardtop - $6,700 - Weston, Massachusetts

 

[68PK21 440.6bbl]

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That Description....it's a waste of space and words...it would've been as useful to a buyer if it was blank...
it looks like a decent enough car and I hope it finds a new home...
I'll put the link..for anyone who's interested...

1963 Chrysler New Yorker 4dr Hardtop - $6,700 - Weston, Massachusetts

'Swish & Swank"?..... oh boy, it's in Weston.

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