Why this Fury should be put out of its misery!

patrick66

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Blame the guys at FBBO for bringing this horrible thing to our attention! What was a '66 or a '65 Fury III or Sport Fury once, is now...THIS! Headlight and taillight assemblies from a lat-model Nissan Altima. Sidepipes AND tailpipes. Some sort of wing-thing, a big giant tumor for a nose cone, and some sort of air-catching devices on the sides. Love the mirrors...not! A waste of a perfectly good set of 15" Road Wheels here.

The sad part is - a LOT of time, effort and cash went into building this new level of ugly! I can't think of a positive thing to say about this, and I really DO try to come up with at least one redeeming factor to bring up...I can't do that here!

This was seen at the Don Garlits Museum show.
 
Needs skirts with something else bolted to them, and some old Buick Venti-Ports in the front fenders. Also a fake spare tire on the deck lid. Or a real tire. And a sun visor over the windshield, for starters. Lots more potential here.
 
Isn't that a Polara? Same body lines and trim on the side, same hood, minus all the goofy crap the owner added. I'll take the fenders and quarter panels for my car!
 
This I do not like......just horrible.

Another wreck that should be parked next to this one......

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It's a catfish. Phrases like "looks good on paper, sticking to a plan, and I know what I'm doing" should be avoided by this builder in the future.
 
Side pipes with exhaust tips in back? The car isn't at fault, there's a idiot at work here.
 
What's amazing is how much time and effort went in to making something so hideous!
 
I admire the restraint of the other people at the show for not killing the owner. It's one thing to build such an abortion(it is his car), it's another to actually bring it out in public.
 
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