Are they frikkin kidding me????

My '01 Passat is the same case. When I changed the timing belt I changed the water pump too, on the Passat you have to remove the whole front of the car before you start.
 
Wait! Wait! Wait!
S.I.L. blows up engine.
YOU fix it?
Sorry. I know there's something wrong with this picture...

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Yup he is 31 yrs old and only knows how to flip pizza's and is always flat *** broke, do i get points with the almighty for doing this ****?
 
Yeah ill be putting a new timing chain, tensioners and oil pump in as well as the water pump so i don't have to open this thing up again.
 
Yup he is 31 yrs old and only knows how to flip pizza's and is always flat *** broke, do i get points with the almighty for doing this ****?

No. You get a kick in the *** for letting him know that he can continue to flip pizzas and be flat *** broke because somebody will always bail his sorry *** out.
Hand him a book and show him where the damn tools are.

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No. You get a kick in the *** for letting him know that he can continue to flip pizzas and be flat *** broke because somebody will always bail his sorry *** out.
Hand him a book and show him where the damn tools are.

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Yah i know, but Im beating a dead horse there unfortunately, he is happiest dressing in star wars suits and play acting, one thing i can say, he isn't form my loins.
 
Yah i know, but Im beating a dead horse there unfortunately, he is happiest dressing in star wars suits and play acting, one thing i can say, he isn't form my loins.


no, but your daughter is, and you let her marry him!!!!!!!

my neighbor is into the star wars thing too, he even takes figures to work sometimes and play acts with them. He'll do that until he gets fired, them he'll get some quack doc to say he's nuts and he'll be on relief. And of course he can't get a woman..........gee, i wonder why?
 
Tell him it's the All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) walker and The Imperial Army needs the Kuat Drive Yards FW62 compact fusion drive systems fixed ASAP
 
Tell him it's the All Terrain Armored Transport (AT-AT) walker and The Imperial Army needs the Kuat Drive Yards FW62 compact fusion drive systems fixed ASAP

Sounds like you're very familiar with this stuff!!! :poke:
 
no, but your daughter is, and you let her marry him!!!!!!!

my neighbor is into the star wars thing too, he even takes figures to work sometimes and play acts with them. He'll do that until he gets fired, them he'll get some quack doc to say he's nuts and he'll be on relief. And of course he can't get a woman..........gee, i wonder why?

Nope i have no daughter, i inherited him when i married my wife, and yes he is married and no she isn't much better, i don't have to watch reality shows with those two.
 
I'd offer them to such a reality tv show channel, they may have then an income to pay for your services. :)
 
Ok i got the water pump out and dammit the cams moved when i took the chain off, grrr, I was hoping i could get away without have to reset em. So 8 hours to get the pump out IF you have the right tools. Reassembly should be faster once i get the kit.
 
Ok i got the water pump out and dammit the cams moved when i took the chain off, grrr, I was hoping i could get away without have to reset em. So 8 hours to get the pump out IF you have the right tools. Reassembly should be faster once i get the kit.

Could you bring your tow dolly over here....? I have a few things that need fixin....

 
In Oregon you already do, I'm sure there's more - Jersey??

Professional? Why yes. When I worked at the ARCO am/pm mini market I was a petroleum transfer engineer


Yes, Its the law, you are not allowed to pump it yourself. I make sure I pump it myself or I leave that station, never to return.
 
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