Orange Co FL DMV...

[MrMoparCHP]

The other day I walk into the local DMV and it is empty, I walk to the front of the line and wait. The employee looks over to me and ask if I have an appointment, no, she then says take a number. As soon as I take a number she calls the number. You got to love state bureaucracy.

Alan

 

[1978 NYB]

They have armed State Police all over Maryland DMV's......because of the great customer service!

 

[commando1]

There is absolutely zero reason why this type of situation still exists in 2016. ZERO.

 

[1978 NYB]

There is absolutely zero reason why this type of situation still exists in 2016. ZERO.

You're absolutely right!

Government workers with no incentive to do a good job and take care of people!

 

[1978 NYB]

Just like the FN VA hospitals.....

 

[CanCritter]

Already back home plate in hand.....15 mins

 

[CanCritter]

 

[commando1]

Just like the FN VA hospitals.....

BEYOND disgraceful if not downright immoral and legally unethical by the POS scumbag administrative leeches sucking on the teat of the government payroll bureaucracy.

 

[Big_John]

They have armed State Police all over Maryland DMV's......because of the great customer service!

They have security guards at the local DMV too. My wife saw them in action once, escorting a belligerent patron out.

 

[commando1]

More likely:
Patron wasn't provoked.
Patron was mentally abused by the clerks.

 

[commando1]

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Oh, yah. Congratulations, btw...

 

[The Horvaths]

What a pain. Congrats on getting your cars!

 

[Ripinator]

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What the hell ? Is that your wallet laying there with your tags ? I thought my wallet was pretty bad, but. . .

 

[Big_John]

I used to use duct tape to repair my wallet.

 

[300rag]

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What colour is your truck? I saw a bright blue regular cab GMC going northbound on Blackfoot near 58th around 1 today.

 

[CanCritter]

That may have been me..but have Ext cab..loving it...hada head over there to grab a Cpl parts...will throw up a pic tommorow....was actually thinkin of you...had no one to bug so headed to airdrie to visit sis...yer lucky l don't know where ya live....give me addy re text will buy ya lunch tommorow...would like to see yer babies as well....so far so good...1 ricer no tickets

 

[MYSINBIN]

New York State used to be a *****. It's gotten better since they have all the forms and regulations on their website. I've found that if I have every form filled out and if the car came from out of state, they will want a pencil rubbing of the VIN. It doesn't say that anywhere... I just give it to them before they ask.

It used to be that guys would go to the small town DMV offices because they treat you better. I like going to the one near the "hood". I have all my ducks in a row... The forms I need are filled out. I put on a nice shirt. Let's say I am not their usual customer getting the hoopty registered and leave it at that. I give them a pile of paperwork and a smile... They like that.

I do the same thing. Fill out all the forms before hand. Look presentable. Have each transaction paper clipped together.

I also ask the person's name that gives me the initial guidance/paperwork. Then when I return, I have ammunition when they say I'm not prepared.

I can't remember how many times I have gotten to the information counter and they do my transaction right there instead of directing me to the main service line.

Congratulations on the cars.

John

 

[CanCritter]

What the hell ? Is that your wallet laying there with your tags ? I thought my wallet was pretty bad, but. . .

l like stuff with character...the wallets older than alota folks here...hmm mayby l should rethink that.....lotta old hats here....

 

[cantflip]

Please, dont start.
Had to bring my wife in twice in the last two weeks.
Welfare families, orange pickers, snowbirds...
In by 9:00 AM, out by 10:00 PM. And you ask why I'm on the internet with my tablet so much....

I hope she is doing ok... sorry to hear. Never been to an ER I liked... probably circumstances...

 

[cantflip]

Highlands County Tax Collectors Office in Avon Park.
Walk in. Get seated immediately with super hot MILF.
Tell her how hot she is (she loves it).
Walk out 10 minutes later with a woody and car completely registered.

The other day I walk into the local DMV and it is empty, I walk to the front of the line and wait. The employee looks over to me and ask if I have an appointment, no, she then says take a number. As soon as I take a number she calls the number. You got to love state bureaucracy.

Alan

Already back home plate in hand.....15 mins

You guys are all on a very special "you suck" list in my mind right now... But I wouldn't wish my experience on anyone.
For every one who has felt the pain, I am certain the DMV clerks are miserable just trying to deal with the frustrated general public... I was told to make an appointment, no or we can't do that for every question. One of the best was the dickhead who got to the window next to mine trying to do a title, but registered in the tag line because it was shorter. Sorry to hear your experiences... I just thought mine was kinda funny.