Thread for Craigslist morons

[67newport]

oh my

1995 Buick regal / 1975 Plymouth scamp hybrid

 

[300rag]

oh my

1995 Buick regal / 1975 Plymouth scamp hybrid

Try to get parts for that at your local parts store. What do you tell the drone behind the counter?

 

[67newport]

sounds like a sam
1986 Buick Grand National - $3500
1986 Buick Grand National

 

[Dobalovr]

oh my

1995 Buick regal / 1975 Plymouth scamp hybrid

There are no words for this...

 

[1970cat]

oh my

1995 Buick regal / 1975 Plymouth scamp hybrid

yeah, done by old school body man

 

[cantflip]

yeah, done by old school body man

For posterity... WTF made someone think that was a good idea???

BTW, I think "the bodys was molded together" means "attached with Bondo"...

 

[commando1]

sounds like a sam
1986 Buick Grand National - $3500
1986 Buick Grand National

Hard to scam you if he says this:

I will be back in the area August 4th, anyone wanting to look at the car, anytime after 2pm on the 4th through the 7th would be great.

He may have hastily been checking Regal prices.

 

[65Fury440]

Dart? Pioneer? IDK, but I bet this is a good shell for someone who is in need. Might be worth the price... BUT... talking to this person would surely just piss me off...


antique dodge car 1972 - $2000

I upgraded to a 6s so i need to make atlest something back so no trade unless it is extremely worth it.
antique dodge car 1972

I inquired about this car as it is local to me. The son was listing for his dad, texted back and forth, trying to find out specifics. There was a serious lack of participation in the inquiry process on their part. I first called, left vm, then followed up with a text. The texts weren't answered until a day later, and were one or 2 words.

 

[cantflip]

I inquired about this car as it is local to me. The son was listing for his dad, texted back and forth, trying to find out specifics. There was a serious lack of participation in the inquiry process on their part. I first called, left vm, then followed up with a text. The texts weren't answered until a day later, and were one or 2 words.

I guess the "moron" thread was the right place for them...

 

[commando1]

best of craigslist: 2014 Kia Optima rear end damage

2014 Kia Optima rear end damage
2014 Kia Optima salvage title , rear end damage , car still run & drives 34xxx miles automatic transmission , 4 cylinders, keyless , power locks , Windows ,& seats , rear view camera
I'm asking $4,500 no low ballers , no companies or dealers , local pick ups only , cash only call me at ... thanks , hablo espa�ol

 

[65 500]

best of craigslist: 2014 Kia Optima rear end damage

2014 Kia Optima rear end damage
2014 Kia Optima salvage title , rear end damage , car still run & drives 34xxx miles automatic transmission , 4 cylinders, keyless , power locks , Windows ,& seats , rear view camera
I'm asking $4,500 no low ballers , no companies or dealers , local pick ups only , cash only call me at ... thanks , hablo espa�ol

 

[bluefury361]

Red Green comes to mind here. At least he didn't attach two fronts together.

 

[70bigblockdodge]

He just wanted more trunk space.
The KIA is now trunk challenged.

 

[65Fury440]

Red Green comes to mind here. At least he didn't attach two fronts together.

Haha! Yup exactly!

 

[tbm3fan]

best of craigslist: 2014 Kia Optima rear end damage

2014 Kia Optima rear end damage
2014 Kia Optima salvage title , rear end damage , car still run & drives 34xxx miles automatic transmission , 4 cylinders, keyless , power locks , Windows ,& seats , rear view camera
I'm asking $4,500 no low ballers , no companies or dealers , local pick ups only , cash only call me at ... thanks , hablo espa�ol

Well I think he is a little overpriced as I believe the rear view camera is toast...

 

[70bigblockdodge]

Well I think he is a little overpriced as I believe the rear view camera is toast...

Or at least the aim would be off

 

[Dobalovr]

Probably cut off a Red 58 Fury and paid the price..

 

[tbm3fan]

Now who was talking about HOPE?

Antique 1937 Plymouth Two Door Sedan - $3500

Antique 1937 Plymouth Two Door Sedan

This is a non running Plymouth with a stock Flathead Six.

It was running when garaged in 1998 and has been stored in my backyard for the past three years there is some surface rust from being outside.

It needs a new or rebuilt Master Cylinder for the Brakes..

The Fuel tank will need cleaning and a new or rebuilt fuel pump is advised.

The car rolls and is 90% complete and still has its stock 6 volt electrical system that was rewired with authentic cloth color coded wiring coated in lacquer.

The car has been under a Non Operation status in my name and I have the paperwork for that and an application for a lost Pink Slip that will be filled out at point of sale.

Do all that and you are set to go.

 

[commando1]

A

Now who was talking about HOPE?

Antique 1937 Plymouth Two Door Sedan - $3500

Antique 1937 Plymouth Two Door Sedan


Do all that and you are set to go.

Great candidate for a Hot Rod with a SBC 5.7 Hemi...

 

[cantflip]

A

Great candidate for a Hot Rod with a SBC 5.7 Hemi...

That or a restoration that will cost 5 times the value of the finished product...