Thread for Craigslist morons

[commando1]

best of craigslist: 1990 Mazda Miata

1990 Mazda Miata
1990 Mazda Miata convertible made into rat rod. Runs daily, not complete. $1400.00 Hard top sold separate. for more information,call [...] ask for James' Hard top $1500.00

 

[stubs300]

He'd have to give me 1500 to take it from him!

 

[polara71]

Only fifteen? Not worth the effort

 

[cantflip]

This one is easy... Stick it up with his number on "For Miata's Only" and those fella's would be happy to throw him a "blanket party"...

 

[CanCritter]

"blanket party"...

now theres a term lve not heard in awhile....all I'm gona say about the pic is its a fail on a level of its own...

 

[300rag]

Maybe the guy who sculpted the Buimouth could make the lines flow a bit better.

 

[67newport]

91 turbo diesel Toyota hilux pickup - $15000

91 turbo diesel Toyota hilux pickup

 

[67newport]

Tracker - $5500
Tracker

 

[300rag]

91 turbo diesel Toyota hilux pickup - $15000

91 turbo diesel Toyota hilux pickup

How do you call anything that looks like that, "restored"?

 

[commando1]

How do you call anything that looks like that, "restored"?

By saving the AutoZone receipts.

 

[65 500]

How do you call anything that looks like that, "restored"?

Because it was junk when it was new.

 

[67newport]

Mopar Exhaust Manifolds - $300
Mopar Exhaust Manifolds

 

[tbm3fan]

MERCURY GRAND MARQUIE - $4100

MERCURY GRAND MARQUIE - $4100
Nick,are you selling a car or the house given your one picture??? One long hose though.

 

[superfragl]

1967 Chrysler Convertible 300, 440 Engine - $2850 (Brooklyn, ct)
1967 Chrysler Convertible 300, 440 Engine

body in great condition - that`s funny!!

 

[300rag]

1967 Chrysler Convertible 300, 440 Engine - $2850 (Brooklyn, ct)
1967 Chrysler Convertible 300, 440 Engine
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body in great condition - that`s funny!!

He forgot the decimal point $28.50

 

[65 500]

1967 Chrysler Convertible 300, 440 Engine - $2850 (Brooklyn, ct)
1967 Chrysler Convertible 300, 440 Engine
View attachment 88173
body in great condition - that`s funny!!

WOW ! He even got the year wrong.

 

[bluefury361]

So THATS what a good body looks like.....!

 

[Fury440]

Two of the pictures show a straight hood, but the third shows what looks like a timber up against the left hood hinge and the hood buckled. Looks like he tried to slam the hood and forgot the timber. The really scary part, this bozo is probably old enough to vote!

 

[bluefury361]

Id be more interested in the 63 Bonneville vert next to it.

 

[superfragl]

Check this out
Chrysler Imperial 1967 Convertible 440 Engine
Chrysler 300 1967 Convertible 440 Engine