Thread for Craigslist morons

[commando1]

Looks like Code Enforcement came by yesterday...

 

[superfragl]

 

[tbm3fan]

Looks like Code Enforcement came by yesterday...

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$280! Didn't someone say they had nothing but spare time???

 

[1970cat]

it's refreshing to see truth in advertising
2001 jetta - $500 (Little Falls)
2001 jetta

Where do I start....this car has successfully gotten me around town for at least 6 months, sometimes on a tow truck, but hey I still made it. If your having trouble with to many guys/girls hitting on you, this is the car for you. If the lowered, fart can, tinted Windows, I live in my mom's basement doesn't keep the suiters from running away, one whiff of the aromatic interior of this chariot of abstinence will.
Ok..on to some of the good...(I think) first off if your on a diet, this is your car, I don't know who lowered this thing but it doesn't clear curbs very well. Guess where curbs are?? Every fast food joint, can never get a burger and fries without parking in a school parking lot and walking to burger king. Which has led to more issues that I can't explain here because of a court order.. would probably just throw up again anyway trying to eat in this stench filled car. Not sure why it stinks in here, I don't want to clean it and find out.
Anyway...if your looking for something to drive for a week or so...I have it
2001 Volkswagen jetta

cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: fwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 200000
title status: salvage
transmission: manual

 

[commando1]

it's refreshing to see truth in advertising
2001 jetta - $500 (Little Falls)
2001 jetta

Where do I start....this car has successfully gotten me around town for at least 6 months, sometimes on a tow truck, but hey I still made it. If your having trouble with to many guys/girls hitting on you, this is the car for you. If the lowered, fart can, tinted Windows, I live in my mom's basement doesn't keep the suiters from running away, one whiff of the aromatic interior of this chariot of abstinence will.
Ok..on to some of the good...(I think) first off if your on a diet, this is your car, I don't know who lowered this thing but it doesn't clear curbs very well. Guess where curbs are?? Every fast food joint, can never get a burger and fries without parking in a school parking lot and walking to burger king. Which has led to more issues that I can't explain here because of a court order.. would probably just throw up again anyway trying to eat in this stench filled car. Not sure why it stinks in here, I don't want to clean it and find out.
Anyway...if your looking for something to drive for a week or so...I have it
2001 Volkswagen jetta

cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: fwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 200000
title status: salvage
transmission: manual

Moron? Nay. I say more like genius.

 

[tbm3fan]

Caught my eye. The most the car is worth is $1650 yet look what the guy put into it and what he wants. Is very clean though but still...

1993 Mazda 323 Hatchback 2 door very low miles - $3950

I am here to sell my single owner super clean 1993 Mazda 323 2 door Hatchback car which has very low miles (76k).

Most of the time it is parked in garage with car cover on it almost every time it's parked. Took extra care and very well maintained. Interior is super clean which looks and smell like brand new one. Exterior is in immaculate condition,not even a single scratch, dent or ding. Original paint and in great shape.

Recently replaced new battery, replaced output shaft seal both cost me $390.73 (11/07/2016)

Change spark plugs, Radiator upper and lower hose, rear wheel cylinders cost me $641.61 ( 10/16/13)

Left and right front axle $541.20 (12/07/11)

Replace timing belt,water pump,thermostat at 60k which cost me $1149 (10/20/10)

Tires and alignment $847.20
(10/21/09).

All the maintenance of this car done by dealer and have all the service records.

The engine runs great just like it did when I bought it.Transmission shifts smooth. There is absolutely no mechanical issue.

I spent more than $3569 in it hoping that I will keep this for myself.

I have sold my previously owned cars but saved this one as this is my favorite one.

Now, I have to sell this as I bought brand new Honda Odyssey and no longer using this one. Another reason is my daughter moved to our place and selling this will give parking space for her car.

I am not in rush to sell this and firm on the price. I love my car and I am not going to negotiate on this.

If you are in search to buy a collection car or you love classic cars? Then this is the best car you can get.

FYI:- this has no AC but has heater.

1993 Mazda 323 Hatchback 2 door very low miles

 

[commando1]

It's not really for sale.

 

[tbm3fan]

There is the hose but would it really make a difference with this car. Added bonus is the shadow of the photographer keeping his fingers to himself.

1962-CHRYSLER-NEWPORT****

 

[65 500]

There is the hose but would it really make a difference with this car. Added bonus is the shadow of the photographer keeping his fingers to himself.
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1962-CHRYSLER-NEWPORT****

Wow, so much for "rust-free Ca. cars"!

 

[cm23uoc]

UP FOR SALE FRONT GRILL AND HEADLIGHTS FOR FOR 1962 CRYSLER NEWPORT
Or chrysler NEW-YORKER-IN GOOD CONDITION $650 -

You only pay for grille and headlights and get the rest of the car for free. That's what I call a bargain.

 

[78Brougham]

She must be in real good shape now. Those pics are 5 years old.

 

[commando1]

She must be in real good shape now. Those pics are 5 years old.

Ran when parked.

 

[Slantsix]

Cheap tilt column for 68-69.... only 750$
1968 1969 MOPAR C-BODY Plymouth Dodge Tilt STEERING COLUMN FURY POLARA 300

 

[commando1]

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Cheap tilt column for 68-69.... only 750$
1968 1969 MOPAR C-BODY Plymouth Dodge Tilt STEERING COLUMN FURY POLARA 300

68-69
tilt
cruise
complete
no cut wiring

Sounds right to me

 

[Slantsix]

A

68-69
tilt
cruise
complete
no cut wiring

Sounds right to me

Ok, english is not my main language. But you are saying that 750$ is ok price for that?

 

[commando1]

Ok, english is not my main language. But you are saying that 750$ is ok price for that?

I think it's high. Very high. I also think someone in the middle of a restoration of a desirable Fuselage will pay it.
What do others here think?

 

[65 500]

I think it's high. Very high. I also think someone in the middle of a restoration of a desirable Fuselage will pay it.
What do others here think?

Way WAY too high!

 

[commando1]

Way WAY too high!

OK. OK. Way, WAY, too high it is then.

 

[bluefury361]

He's just plain nuts. No wheel, rusty levers, $75.00 to $95.00. I sold a better one then that, with a good wheel for $150.00. Wish I'd have kept it for the Admiral now.

 

[tbm3fan]

$3000 for all this damage. Such a deal.

1968 Buick Skylark Custom - my loss your gain!

Our beautiful 1968 Buick skylark custom was hit and I'm not paying a dime to fix it just want to get rid of it I need to sell it by next Friday call me right away it has: 55,000 miles, Buick 350 four barrel with a 400 turbo transmission, stage one manifold, hooker headers,flowmaster thunder exhaust, edelbrock carburetor, mild cam, slot mags with new radial TA's, accel hei supercoil, new retro-sound radio speakers in the front and back. It's at a tow yard in Fremont just needs to be towed away. Car was hit back right quarterpanel and dent on left driver side. I'm including pictures of where it was hit and also pictures of when we first got the car a year ago $3,000 OBO - Joseph