Tow the vehicle to a reputable automotive repair shop and let them have a go at it. You've suffered long enough without driving your car.Explaining some things to "newbies" is not a problem but an understanding of things such as firing order, basic timing settings and an understanding of "means and methods" of trouble shooting can be. You could have a broken or spun distributor/pump shaft drive rod but to diagnose this is really a two person job unless you have a remote start switch. You really need to know what you're looking for in a certain order of operation which may really be part of the problem. There are "diagnostic ladder diagrams" that aid in solving problems which are sorta like an "if, then" logical approach but you would need a manual of sorts. Do you have one? Manuals not only offer a safe way to learn about systems and procedures,but keep you from creating new issues or causing serious damage as you resolve a problem. Vehicle specific manuals are the best to buy. You might do well to invest in one as I am sure other problems will arise with your vehicle as time goes by. Understand that this is not a short coming of members on automotive forums, we just assume you have a fairly good grasp of the methods for trouble shooting that are given by various members. These are nothing more than "tried and proven" suggestions not step by step indepth procedures.