I feel for you...had the same thing my doctor called it cellulitus infection. I could not make it from the bed to the bathroom.
Almost 5 years later my calf is still swollen but no real pain.
Dipsticks...watch out for the cheapy Chinese chrome ones...they flex and the chrome falls off in your oil.
Correct tubes are available....I supplied Todd over at Hoffmans with some NOS ones and he has reproduced them.
The tube is an interference fit....hard to install even when to spec. I have dozens of NOS tubes and they all vary a couple of thou. You were given the right advice....sand the end to take a couple of thou off to ease install.
The Canadian MD...pretty sure it's Dr Brendan Hollohan...he has at least 8 Imperials .Even has one that he keeps in Ontario here for his yearly trip to MoparFest..I'm pretty sure it's an MD as well...dark green....I have some pics somewhere. Gross pic below cellulitis....my leg is actually bigger now but no pain.
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