mr. fix it
Old Man with a Hat
You forgot:
Palm Pilot
Ditto machines
Film
Slide rule
Licking stamps
Any kind of tapes (vhs, reel to reel, cassette)
Pull tab cans ( I find those tabs in our yard all the time!)
Milkman
Encyclopedias
Tv colorbars
Hotpants
Those pull knob cigarette machines
Global cooling
Getting off your *** to change the channel
Pagers
Dial up internet
Smoking EVERYWHERE
"Ethyl" gasoline
Pan-American
Cloth diapers
Rock hard baseball bubblegum
Pepsi sno-ball sipping ice
Women wearing rollers to bed
Brown, yellow, or green refrigerators
And lots of other things.....
the green refrigerator would be 'Avocado' green not just any old green young man