Thread for Craigslist morons

[mdh157]

Not a c body but could not pass the chance to post this:

http://altoona.craigslist.org/cto/4564489293.html

Owner's description:

"runs & drives 350 olds moter auto on floor dull exzost out back r tital had a quterpanal replaced 12 bolt rear not pos dose need body work"

Excellent poster child for what is wrong with our educ system! Now where's that weird al video, I need to send it to him.

 

[tbm3fan]

Actually this guy has a sense of humor. A Mad Magazine take on typical Craigslist ads

1965 Ford F150 Truck - $6500 (north sacramento)

condition: good
1965 FORD F-150 fuel : gas transmission : other title status : clean cylinders : 8 cylinders

Up for sale is my 1965 Ford F150 pickup truck, one owner, my family, since new.

Truck has some rust due to being parked outside for more than 40 years. Ran 40 years ago when my dad parked it.

Glass is all broken and chrome dented and bent due to my misbehavior as a teenager, back in the day.

Frame is rusted clear through at several points, fenders and floorboards rusted clean through. Tried spray painting the rust with some stuff I saw on TV (but wait, there's more!) but the stuff did not work. That was in my twenties....

Anyway, asking 6,500 and you have to arrange a tow because it might not start after sitting for 40 years. Also, the tires and rims are missing, and the steering wheel is missing too.

The truck has no breakes, motor or transmission, but you can easily find those hear on Craigslist, right??

Please, no phone calls, emails or texts. First $6,500 takes, no low-ballers please, and no, I will not trade for your 1996 Cutlass Ciera!

No title or pink, bill of sell only to first buyer.

 

[tbm3fan]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4652570180.html

1969 Mercury Marquis - $500
motor runs

that's it...

 

[commando1]

Another one I'm calling BS.
He was driving by an abandoned building when he saw....

 

[1970cat]

seems like an honest fellow

http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/4635974847.html

 

[polara71]

seems like an honest fellow

http://nwct.craigslist.org/cto/4635974847.html

Maybe not, since the 360 wasnt technically out till 71 he may be lying anyway or misinformed

 

[tbm3fan]

A "Show ready" Accord. LMAO

2000 honda accord odometer: 18500 manual transmission

Get READY for spring and summer with this show car that has been featured in lowrider and euro lowrider magazine! This is a 2000 Honda Accord LX 4DR with very low miles on it.. Only 18,500. I bought this car bran spankin new and started working on it it right away when I was stationed in San Diego.. HAs way tooooo many extras to feature but just a few eye catchers are:: the custom very rare acrylic plexi glass hood which shows off the beautiful chromed out engine along with the custom chromed out t3 t4 turbo setup with nitrous oxide! Custom Chameleon paint job which changes from blue to purple to green along with custom dragon murals all the way around and custom painted stock hood.. Chrome suspension on a front back side to side every independent corner hydraulic setup.. Pull up to red light and lay it down for the homies or drive scraping the floor!!!! This car is a one of a kind around these parts, defenitely a neck breaker!!! Custom interior and custom audio and video throughout with playstation conversion.. Custom 20inch verde shiv chrome wheels wrapped in 30 series tires.. like i said i can go on and on..........Asking B.O. if interested email..evrything can be negotiable up to a certain point!

No link since no on here is going to be buying this.

 

[70bigblockdodge]

AAAhhhhh they have rabies, quick someone shoot them.

 

[68-300]

This has to be interesting

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4711585842.html

[h=2]1968 chrysler new port - $1400 (eaat side)[/h]This is a very solid car.runs great and drives great but needs an alternater.has new 20's and a 455 big block.Call or text

 

[monaco75]

Heres another... I wonder what Bills sheet says??

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/4709876891.html

Hi have a 73 Dodge Dart sport race car shell no rear end no glass no seats no title $350....
or with 340 4-speed title and vin fender tag and yes bill sheet .....the real deal 340 4-speed. car ...$500

 

[70NPORT]

Too many complete idiots out there trying to peddle chrysler or mopar related stuff. I bet he'd try to sell 340 valve covers for $750 bucks.

 

[commando1]

So he's holding the VIN hostage for $150.00?

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[Ironwolf]

Heres another... I wonder what Bills sheet says??

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/4709876891.html

Hi have a 73 Dodge Dart sport race car shell no rear end no glass no seats no title $350....
or with 340 4-speed title and vin fender tag and yes bill sheet .....the real deal 340 4-speed. car ...$500

He must have one of these !

 

[monaco75]

So he's holding the VIN hostage for $150.00?

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Either that, or he'll "get" you a vin for $150..

 

[65 500]

AAAhhhhh they have rabies, quick someone shoot them.

Gladly.

 

[70bigblockdodge]

Gladly.

I had to go back and see what the hell I wrote that for

 

[tbm3fan]

Been awhile but here is another winner. If anyone likes a 73 Olds vert then here is your car. I don't think anyone cares about the link.
Oh, anyone here who knows how to speak donk and can translate beefy leafy?

1973 Delta 88 for sale
455 big block
28" wheels
Real Donk lift
All power

10k cash or trade for prop 215 (no beefy leafy)

 

[commando1]

He's looking for weed...

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[commando1]

Damn, 10 G's is a lot of pot.

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[Big_John]

It really looks stupid with the windows up......