Thread for Craigslist morons

[tbm3fan]

Would you buy a car from this guy?

[h=2]1985 Chevrolet Spring, parts/fixer upper - $200[/h]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4917091859.html

1985 chevy sprint, runs rough, good for parts/fixer up....

CALL ASAP!

I will take this down once sold!

 

[65 500]

I wouldn't buy a Chevy Sprint from anybody !

 

[tbm3fan]

Ok, who would actually offer less and take the truck with all the debris in the bed?

1967 Ford 250 Truck Classic - $1500 (hayward / castro valley)

Good car to make into a work truck or into a classic. Straight body. Truck has debris in the bed. I'll reduce the price if you take the debris too.
No smog needed. Runs good.
I prefer texts or emails.
Read all the info before contacting me.
Ask me all your questions at once.
No lowballers. I won't respond.

 

[tbm3fan]

1987 Jeep Grand Wagoneer - $1000

mechanic special been sitting since 2009 moving must sell mechanic special 750 or best offer.. Needs tlc

That is one expensive trash can! Or is it the Jeep?

 

[commando1]

 

[tbm3fan]

Full size to boot...

 

[bluefury361]

Damm Stan..... No link.....?

 

[commando1]

Why.
It's in Okeechobee. You gonna play dueling banjos with him?

 

[tbm3fan]

Oooook...

Coming from someone who loved Continentals... he retored them... he passed before getting to this one.
$600.00
69 Black Lincoln
bumpers and chrome are all straight...
radiator, fuel tank is missing
body is straight
460 ford engine
have tires for it in the shop
Dash is dismantled but have the speedo cluster in the shop
Vinyl Roof is in perfect condition
Right side paint shows oxidation may be able to be rubbed out
California car
will need to be towed from spot

not too far from being on the road...
No title / parts car
vin # 9y89a849999

 

[patrick66]

"Not too far from being on the road!"

Damn, really?

 

[Bryan]

Yea, the road is just over behind that tree!!!!

 

[Ironwolf]

Coming from someone who loved Continentals... he retored them... he passed before getting to this one.
$600.00
69 Black Lincoln
bumpers and chrome are all straight...
radiator, fuel tank is missing
body is straight
460 ford engine
have tires for it in the shop
Dash is dismantled but have the speedo cluster in the shop
Vinyl Roof is in perfect condition
Right side paint shows oxidation may be able to be rubbed out
California car
will need to be towed from spot

not too far from being on the road... ( About a quarter mile away from the highway !!!! )
No title / parts car
vin # 9y89a849999

 

[68-300]

What is the added value of posting this pic in your ad?

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/5155520378.html

 

[cm23uoc]

The Girl in the wet t-shirt was faster than the photographer.

 

[barnfind]

still undergoing corrosion tests

 

[Ironwolf]

What is the added value of posting this pic in your ad?

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/5155520378.html

The infamous hose at work and not just laying on the ground...........

 

[Tink]

He just backed over the hose. ops:

 

[KcImperial]

What is the added value of posting this pic in your ad?

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/5155520378.html

Here's his mentor... The original Garden Hose Bandit

 

[78Brougham]

Oooook...

I'm loving the three piece windshield!

 

[patrick66]

What is the added value of posting this pic in your ad?

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/5155520378.html

Looks like the seller has good urinary flow and a strong stream. No prostate problems here.